POSTS TAGGED: nbc

Thursday, Jan. 5 What’s spellcheck ever done for me? Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 6 pm) Large prizes draw contestants to the America’s Trezured Dollz pageant in Nashville, Tenn. Candice? Are you sure you spelled the name of that pageant right? Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime, 9 pm) Guest judges include famed fashionista Miss Piggy and [...]

Tuesday, Jan. 2 Celebrity Wife Swap (ABC, 9 pm) Gayle Haggard, wife of former TV evangelist Ted Haggard, trades lives with Steffanie Sampson, who is engaged to actor Gary Busey and rejects organized religion. After experiencing Gary Busey lovin’, Gayle refuses to swap back. Rooint! Work It (ABC, 8:30 pm) When unemployed best friends Lee [...]

Monday, Jan. 2nd Hold on. Just let me get rid of this bimbo… The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Ben Flajnik returns to the mansion for the season’s first cocktail party; a septuagenarian confesses her love for Ben; a bachelorette shows up at the mansion on a horse. Ben and Levi the horse have been spotted [...]

Sat., Dec. 31 Strange Sex: The Year’s Best (TLC, 8 pm) The top-10 strangest sex stories impart the strangest, most-unusual instances of relationships and sexual practices. Freak babies, freak families, freak brides, freak sex. Go “impart” your freaks somewhere else, TLC. The Bourne Ultimatum (CBS, 8:30 pm) Jason Bourne continues his international quest to uncover [...]

Friday, Dec. 30th The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (ABC, 8 pm) Children join forces with the lion mystic Aslan to free the land of Narnia from the White Witch’s wintry spell. Based on the novel by C.S. Lewis. Pevensie has got to be the most unlikely last name ever. Need to Know (PBS, [...]

Thursday, Dec. 29th Happy New Year, Charlie Brown (ABC, 8 pm) While other members of the Peanuts gang plan a holiday celebration, Charlie Brown struggles with “War and Peace”. I think there’s mad sexual tension between Charlie Brown and Lucy. Vampire Diaries (CW, 8 pm) Elena is left feeling conflicted after Rebekah opens up to [...]

Wednesday, Dec. 28th Dr. Phil (Own, 8 pm) A woman leaves her husband for another man and now lives in a tent; a woman learns her husband was living a secret life for almost a year. For the last 12 months, he was known at the TGI Friday’s as “Eduardo.” Modern Family (ABC, 9 pm) [...]

A look at the year through Chooch’s eyes

Tuesday, Dec. 27 Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (ABC Family, 6 pm) A poor boy and his grandfather win a tour through the marvelous factory of a wily confectioner. The good version. Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (ABC Family, 6 pm) A poor boy and four spoiled children win a tour through the [...]

Monday, Dec. 26 Rudolph’s Shiny New Year (ABC, 8 pm) Rudolph the reindeer comes to the rescue when an evil bird kidnaps the New Year baby. Arthur Rankin and Jules Bass occasionally sought inspiration in drugs. Sometimes you get Heat Miser. Sometimes, you get… this. You Deserve It (CBS, 9 pm) Contestants try to solve [...]

Saturday, Dec. 24 Rocky II (Versus, 5 pm) Underdog Philadelphia fighter Rocky Balboa gets another shot at heavyweight champ Apollo Creed. Sports Reporter: “Hey, Rock! Doya think ya got brain damage?” Rocky: “I don’t see any.” All the Best, All the Worst of 2011 (CNN, 7 pm) 2011 in politics, pop culture, the economy and [...]

Friday, Dec 23rd SpongeBob Squarepants (Nik, 7 pm) SpongeBob receives an invitation to take part in a competition on Karate Island. Sweep the leg, Spongebob. Earth 2050: The Future of Energy (Green Planet, 7 pm) In the year 2050, with a booming population in dire need of energy, how will we adapt? We won’t. Fossil [...]

Monday, Dec. 19 Who’s Still Standing (NBC, 8 pm) High-stakes game show that gives contestants a chance to win up to $1 million … or they may fall through a trap door. Are there sharks with lasers under the trap doors? Bubbling acid? Poison-smeared iron spikes? C’mon NBC, it’s trivia. You gotta give me something! [...]

Saturday, Dec. 17th Star Trek Next Generation (BBC America, 6 pm) Before entering Starfleet Academy, Wesley accompanies Picard on a mission that jeopardizes the captain’s life. Shut up, Wesley. CNN Newsroom (CNN, 7 pm) Breaking news. All of it bad. Fox Report (Fox News Channel, 7 pm) Analysis and interpretation of the day’s lead stories. [...]

Friday, Dec. 16th Bama Glama (Food Network 8 pm) A ballerina-themed wedding gets out of control when Scot takes it over the top. She was expecting Swan Lake. He gave her Black Swan. There was just a teensy bit of pre-wedding hysterics. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC, 8 pm) Ty and the team head to [...]

Thursday, Dec. 15th Seinfeld (TBS, 7 pm) Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez. You bought Seinfeld on DVD? Why? It’s on TBS more often than Miley Cyrus smokes up! Community (NBC 8 pm) Abed decides he and the group must rediscover the meaning of Christmas when he awakes in stop-motion animation; [...]

Wednesday, Dec. 14th Ghost Hunters (SYFY, 7 pm) The crew investigates a town overrun by paranormal events. And yet, they manage to catch exactly nothing on film. The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rosie O’Donnell’s big return to television comes in the form of “The Rosie Show” for Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network. No, I don’t [...]

Tuesday, Dec 13th Glee (Fox, 8 pm) The glee club members face a difficult decision when they are asked to perform in two different places at the same time. I bet they solve the dilemma with a mélange of song, dance, and gay teen sex. Last Man Standing (ABC, 8 pm) Mandy offers to start [...]

E! News (E!, 7 pm) Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic offer an often irreverent look at Hollywood happenings. I bet having Alzheimer’s feels just like watching E! News. Rolling with Zach (OWN, 8 pm) Zach Anner, who uses a wheelchair, participates in activities like rock climbing and sailing on the show. Zach’s in a wheelchair. [...]

Chooch looks at the upcoming schedule

***NotWithoutMyTV is one of the funniest commenters/recappers on our site. Unfortunately, he has a “real job”, which interferes with his writing. We have been struggling to find a way to showcase his talents without forcing him to write ten pages of recaps, and then we figured,….WAIT. NWMTV will mock anything and everything put in front [...]

Why?

New schedule and some trailers

So long

DIVA!

Grimm Episode 2 Recap – Jagerbars are just frat boys with more hair

Grimm Episode 2 Minicap – Goldilocks Gets Hers!

Grimace is hairy/annoying and Anna still sucks.

Game 7!

More names

They’ve added more names to the Celebrity Apprentice roster. Now remember these are just rumored names until they’re officially confirmed by NBC, but it looks like it’s going to be a great cast. There are some ehhh people, but the goods outweigh the bad. Here are the new names (so far): Adam Carolla (comic), Arsenio Hall [...]

The return of Roseanne?

Another one bites the dust

NBC bound

Canceled and Picked Up

A fighting chance

Part Two of our Fall Previews and Predictions!

Jenny McCarthy and OWN have broken up.

The NBC fall schedule

Winner winner chicken dinner