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New York Goes to Work

New York Goes To Work: Grease Is The Word

I had JUST sworn off fast food Gasmi. I’m on a diet goddammit!! And then I heard the news: this week New York Goes To Work as a fast food employee. Well, I had to do my research, right? What happened next, well, let’s just say this was the appetizer………  My ass thanks VH1 

New York Goes to Work

New York Goes To Work: Clowning Around

I’m sure you’ve guessed as much from the title, but I’ll tell ya anyway……this week New York Goes to Work as a clown! Now I know I asked for this last week, but I sort of had second thoughts. I mean, clowns have always creeped me out. Ever since that fucker in the Poltergeist movie. [...]

New York Goes to Work

New York Goes To Work: Lions and Tigers. No Bears. Oh My!

This week New York Goes to Work as an exotic animal trainer. Gee, I never woulda guessed. So I tried to mirror the exotic animal trainer job, I really did. I found a circus, and sought out their trainer, but he was too busy trying to keep his face from being chewed off.

New York Goes to Work

New York Goes To Work: I See Dead People…..(But I’d Rather See a Dead Show)

In honor of this week’s job on New York Goes to Work, I busted out my old Ouija board, and asked it a few questions. I was looking for some answers. Question #1: Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? It ignored me. Hmmm. Question #2: How many licks does [...]

New York Goes to Work

New York Goes To Work: Franks and Beans!

This show is killing me! To help speed the process along, I’ve decided to mirror New York’s job each week as I write my recap. Last week, it was eating an entire bag of pork cracklin’. This week, I’ll be writing my recap au natural – all I can say is be happy you can’t [...]

New York Goes to Work

New York Goes To Work: Oh, Stop Your Swine-ing

To get myself in the mood for this week’s episode of New York Goes To Work, I just polished off an entire bag of Grandpa John’s Pork Cracklin’ Strips. Now seasoned with cayenne pepper. Mmmmmmmm. If you have never had pork cracklin’ before, you should definitely give it a try. Just be sure to have [...]