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The models walk for the Dochester Collection Fashion Prize, and then it’s all, “Hello, Kitty!”

Nigel to the rescue!

ANTM crowns a winner, in the loosest sense of the word.

Oh my God. I thought it would never end.

Hey, did you hear? Tyra wrote a “book.”

Tyson Beckford is 40. I wonder if he’s as depressed as I am about that.

Still in Greece. Still skinny. Still stupid.

The models continue their stay in Greece, land of humidity and face sheen.

Since we’ve exhausted photos and perfumes, we move on to music videos.

The girls create personal fragrances just in time for Christmas Clearance sales.

Apparently, posing as Snooki is NOT frowned upon.

Coco Rocha is a really good model and her name makes me want candy.

Coco Rocha shows up everyone. Tyra included.

Kardashians and LaToya Jackson blew out my TV. It couldn’t handle the tacky.

It’s war

Brittani or Molly? Molly or Brittani? It matters not one bit.

OMFG who’s going to win!?!?

Three are left. One get’s dropped. We’re getting close!

Issa London dresses the girls in Morocco..but who’s dressing Kate Middleton?

Goat brains foil one of the models. Who cares, Issa London clothes are pretty!

The models head to Morocco and molest some camels.

The models still hate Alexandria and I hate myself for still watching.

Tyra gives how to be famous lessons. I have to ask…why?

Rachel Zoe takes time out from not eating and stops by.

Against his better judgment, Francesco Carrozzini returns.

Makeovers and more fake hair than a Britney Spears shower drain.

13 models, bees, and barbecue.

ANTM is back. Again. No really, it’s still on.

The winner is crowned. Finally.

Go Sees become No Sees in Milan.

The girls ditch Venica, CA for Venice, Italy!

One is selected to trollop around the Grammys; finally a prize I can get on board with.

Patrick Demarchelier appears and Vogue’s Hell freezes over.

A conveyor belt proves to be the biggest bitch of all.

The girls dress up as mermaids. Oh, and no one likes Kacey.

Makeovers(unders?) occur and two go home.

We learn that technique is not enough, being goofy does not equal being likable, and that Alex Wong is pure genius.

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra teaches us how to make up words. I can do it too! Let’s see… I’m going to take “awful” “arrogant” and “hypocrite” and what do I get?! TYRA! “She’s a sucky person!”

****And now please welcome LOLO back to the fold!! WE MISSED YOU BABE! Well, I gotta hand it to Flipit. Only two things would have forced me out of recap retirement: giving me an outlet for my Tyra rage or making Jeff from BB my personal sex slave. Because Technotronics is still safely sequestered in [...]

We’re down to the sweet 16 – who will shine – who will fall – who will ride the Hot Tamale Train to obscurity?! It’s… So You Think You Can Dance! Our lovely host Cat comes prancing out and — WTF is she wearing?! It looks like she took her mother’s wedding gown and sluttified [...]