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Toddlers and Tiaras

This is what happens to pageant girls when they age. Ugly faces, pissy judges and multiple personality disorders permeate this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras. Pageant Director and resident no-neck Linda Brown tells us that this Mississippi Sweet Pea Pageant has a luau theme, so we’ll see volcanos erupting (worked well for Peter Brady), fire [...]