POSTS TAGGED: olympics

Watch the video here.  “I’m different than any other kind of Olympian.” And so begins the description of Ryan Lochte’s depth. The gorgeous moron went on Philadelphia’s FOX 29 for an interview about his new reality show, “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?”. Watching him try to string together simple sentences is pure amaze. My personal [...]

What a disappointment

Season 4, episode 3 already!  Time flies.  Last week we saw the glorious win of Patricia and her mole for sweeping the critics and wedding guests off of their feet and Debbie Gold was shuffled out the door.  And Honey Bear Smith dodged a bullet for his caketastrophe. In case you forgot Art’s dizzzzzaster Mr. [...]

Her first day back

Are you ready for the dullest episode of the season? THAT’S THE SPIRIT! Listen: we have a lot of reasons to be down on the United States these days (people shoving fried chicken in their mouths to show how much they hate gays, a bumbling buffoon traveling around the world to represent us, the continued [...]

Don’t forget!

Sorry you’re on the rag and you can’t take meds…

All Hail Queen Lauren Hey Gasmii! Make It or Break It is back for what is probably it’s last season and I’m pretty excited about it. I didn’t even think it would get another season but I guess the heads of ABC Family couldn’t pass up more teenage drama. The show follows a group of [...]

Still in Greece. Still skinny. Still stupid.

Kim doesn’t have psoriasis; she has a really bad case of Freckle Juice.

NBC won the bid to keep the Olympics through 2020. This venture is going to cost them roughly 4 billion dollars. I know they lost a lot of money on the last Summer Games, but who knows, maybe they can get their sh*t together now.