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Tale of two asses.

The Bataan Death March that was this series is finally over.

We take a look back at the prior 7 eps, and Shparkle finally fires Andrew.

SAVE ISABELLA!

Shparkle lets Jack do the talking.

Ed Grimley’s family causes problems, and Eden lays down a new track.

Eden continues her Sherman-like march to superstardom.

Eden displays the full range of her talent.

We find out Eden’s illiterate, and some idiot casts her in a scripted show.

Eden demonstrates more of her innate talent.

Camille Grammer enters the pageant world, and Eden fails yet another audition.

Cutabitch demonstrates what else “C” stands for.

Fransolonely continues to reveal the one facet of her personality.

In which we learn that people prefer Charles Manson to Eden Wood by a ratio of 95 to 1. Also, Fran is a hateful harridan. Again.

More unpleasantness from the so-called E-Team.

Eden works her particular brand of magic while her handlers snipe at each other.

Howdy, Gasmii!  First up, I want to thank everyone who’s spent the season reading these recaps, and the folks who add great (and often hysterical) comments.  Special thanks for your support during my recent life-threatening (well, in my mind anyway) illness. Now on to the big announcement: I am thrilled to tell you that starting [...]

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She’s a stah!

All that glitters is not gold.

Mardi Gras pageant held in Darien, Georgia.

Texas beauty

We have bratty, bitchy, crazy and wasteful, and those are NOT dwarves.

We’re back South where pageants belong!

Jonesboro, Arkansas. Yeeee-ha!

Back with one of the most psychotic children in reality history.