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Watercooler

Clips from The Hoff’s Comedy Central Roast.


Recaps

Poor, demure, sweet Pammy takes the hit (that’s nothing new, I suppose) and ends her shot at a career with clothes on.


Dancing w/ The Stars

Hi y’all. We’re down to a 90 minute show this week! We open with a touching reminder of Aiden and Edyta’s dismissal last week. Sweet, touching, emotional. However when Aiden gave interviews all week, he whined about the unfairness of it all and complained that the judges were too harsh. Dude, Lord knows you’re cute, [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show…We discover people are voting in record numbers, presumably to keep the donkey show that is Shitler on air and “dancing”. We can’t get off our asses to go vote for the Presidential Election, but we can sure send some texts to ensure you and your zombie [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show….Shitler is able to check off two more items on her “List of Things I Must Bitchcomplish To Take Over The World”…#47-Make America want to see my freakishly bad dancing nonskills enough to kick off a LIVING AMERICAN HERO and #13-Help my crappy nontalented reality talent show [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

This week on “Dancing With The Stars: Week 2 Results Show”: Buzz survives the cut, only to be abducted by a bunch of dudes from the local nursing home, led by a greasy black-haired alien obviously here to seek revenge against our first Man On The Moon: The leader of the alien apocalypse is Uncle [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

With the scripted drama exciting reality show known as The Bachelor over for now, ABC has got a whole lot of time to fill….so you know what that means….it’s time for Dancing With Obscurity!!!! Buy one recapper, get one half price!!!


Pam Girl on the Loose

Hey everybody! So how about that Michael Phelps character? It’s pretty impressive what he did, right? You know what else is impressive? The entire length of his races were interesting, even exciting. I’m pretty sure that nothing in the entire length of Pam: Girl on the Loose is going to be remotely as interesting as [...]


Pam Girl on the Loose

There are many things that Pam Anderson has done in her career to prove she’s got talent, and she’s shown off those talents plenty. For instance, consider V.I.P. She showed she wasn’t just some bimbo who wore a swimsuit. She showed that she could pull off the hard-hitting world of, um, bodyguarding aided by a [...]