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If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen tries to figure out how babies are made, Alexis tries to explain Jesus’ magic, and Tamra’s mom is a betch.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 22nd

The episode opens with a knock at Abe and Rebecca’s door.  Rebecca opens it only to cuss the person out and slam the door.  Turns out its Abe’s pervy brother you may remember from last season.  You know, the one who looks like he’s constantly thinking about naked women.  He’s been telling everyone in the [...]

Another day of bulls**t!! Ashton Kutcher hangs with Mila Kunis’ folks, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart break up again, and Courtney Stodden makes a sex tape. Also, Chris Brown gets death threats, OJ wants college, and there’s a new Real Housewife of Beverly Hills. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also, check out [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 21st

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 20th

“Papa Ghede is a handsome fellow in his hat and coat of black. Papa Ghede is going to the palace! He’ll ear and drink when he gets back!” This is part one of the two-part season finale and it was really good. At least good in the sense that some loose ends are being tied [...]

  Are you ready for the Scandal Season 2 Finally?  This season has been a really fun ride, and I wish I’d been here for the whole season with you, but that’s my own fault for not auditioning for the ‘gasm sooner.  AQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQqkllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll (That is a note from my cat who decided to walk across [...]

So, a lot happened this season. A tone-deaf Cuban kid with a sizable wang stuttered his way into the Top Ten. Whispers of a conspiracy theory that Idol producers were behind the elimination of anybody possessing a wang, sizable or otherwise, floated among the five of us still watching. Randy Jackson, creator of timeless phrases [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for May 17th-19th

Great news, everybody. This episode will only be an hour long, so we can all squeeze in some Hurricane Nia before bedtime. This episode starts off like Tyson V. Holyfield, with slow music and footage of the contestants slowly turning their heads. If anybody’s going to lose an ear, I hope it’s Kree. That’s not [...]

Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of something else. The Biermann family is growing quickly, so they are building a new black mold dream home full of mirrors.  Plus, he’s gained a precious mother-in-law that is like antifreeze-laced icing on the crazy [...]

Yes, kids, the apocalypse is upon us.  Breaking Amish has returned for a second season.  This also means that TLC doesn’t give a single fuck that everyone is onto their complete lack of any legitimacy in their “reality” programming. This episode is quite boring due to the fact that we’re busy catching up on their [...]

Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself and his profession. Let me quickly say that I am out of the country and I spent much of this episode “buffering” for copious amounts of time, to say the least. So whatever I missed, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 16th

Look out Wine Country, here comes the short bus!

Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, a lovely girl named Brianna celebrated her Quinceanera and Amanda got the (well-deserved) boot. Quite frankly, I thought it was a pretty anti-climactic episode. Ramsey did leave us hanging at the end of the episode however…would he boot another chef? Put someone on double secret chef probation? And now…the continuation [...]

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis decides she has talent, Lori comes back with a Toy Story face, and Terry starts the kids on fire.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 15th

Good Morning, Gasmii!  It’s probably not morning for whomever is reading this, but I consider morning the three hours after I wake up, so whether that’s 9am-12pm or 1pm-4pm, I “good morning” everyone I damn see.  The current time is 12:48pm, PST.  Fuck off, I work long nights.  Speaking of, guess who’s got a baby, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 14th

  After such a huge scandal and revelations that the show was a giant pile of bull, TLC has brought back Breaking Amish.  We now have a tag Brave New World to add to that title, which apparently means that they’re just making this show the Jersey Shore for the Amish.  Next year, they’ll head [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 13th

Greetings, Gasmi!  This week, we find out who the mole/Albatross is!  Now those of you who have been trying to figure it out can have the awesome feeling of your brain being blown and those of you who didn’t care can be relieved that the wait is finally over.  Stop saying we’re the same thing! [...]

America’s Next Drag SUPAH STAH!

Only one week left, thank Gokey. To remind us that this program is a joke compared to its competitors, Ryan kicks off the show by interacting with animated characters from a stupid Pixar movie or some crap. I’ve never heard of The Voice hawking Ford Pintos or the Who Framed Roger Rabbit prequel, which might [...]

Kim spent most of last week’s episode trying to learn the rules of football…stupidity on so many levels.  Rose, her grandmotherly psychic, showed that her crystal ball needs new spark plugs and an oil change after she predicted Kroy would be in the Super Bowl.  It wasn’t exactly a lingerie league team, but Kim learned [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for May 10th-12th

Hope you all are recovering from Amber’s unjust dismissal last week. I’ve been so upset that this show was dead to me, until I remembered I have a recap to write.  Ryan starts off by welcoming the wise and professional judges, including a blonde Chaka Khan with plumber crack cleavage. He mentions that Mariah clearly [...]

As you might have noticed, we are starting to add a whole lot of video to the gasm. I’ve been searching high and low for the funny, but sometimes the best boogars are already in your nose! Enter Amanda Ohly, half of the famous Fran and Barry of Amazing Race Recaps fame. Amanda has decided [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 9th

Sucking Lemons

Finally a redhead that I don’t want to kill on the show.  “Tell me O’ Muse, from whatsoever source you may know them.” We’re in a house. Fk. It’s Juliette’s house and she’s staring at the cat scratches on her hand. She says to herself “I’m not going to a doctor for a cat scratch.” [...]

…total bitch.

You can also find us on iTunes here.  On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about the Real Housewives of Orange County’s Heather going to dark side and the new wacky grandma on the scene. Then it’s off to Married to Medicine to try [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 8th

Okay, so it’s time for Dr. Douche to impart his wisdom on the ladies of Teen Mom 2 and make sure that MTV appears to have the best interest of the girls in their wallets mind. He quickly introduces Leah, Chelsea, Kailyn, and Jenelle and we get to see a video montage of the season. [...]

Welcome to TVgasm’s newest weekly show, It’s TV! With Ronnie and Carrie. Today, we discuss Farrah Abraham’s nasty sex tape, Adrienne Maloof’s terrible shoes, and WE TV’s new show, Pregnant and Dating!   Let us know what you think in the comments, and like, subscribe and comment on our YouTube page. These will be posted every [...]

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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 7th