POSTS TAGGED: parody

Last week was Christmas in Biermann land.  It was a clash between Kroy’s idea of a real Christmas tree that was strangely green and reeking of forest-y freshness and Kim’s idea of a real Christmas tree that’s pre-decorated and boxed up in the Big Poppa Gift Emporium just waiting to be plugged in and skirted. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday June 13th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday June 12th

This week on Bullshit Amish, we pick up where we left off last week with some guy named Mike who is a proud redneck and wants to beat up the disgusting Jeremiah who porked his girl.  Jeremiah claims that it’s all OK, because the girl had broken up with Mike before they slept together.  How [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday June 11th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday June 10th

Last week, it was the best of report cards, it was the worst of report cards.  Kim encouraged Kroy to try a new strategy of rewarding Brielle for failing a couple of classes by giving her back everything they’d taken away and letting her go to prom.  Brielle’s grades improved dramatically, and she had fun [...]

Jalleytocali tackles the movie releases for the weekend of June 7th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for June 7th-9th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday June 6th

Penis envy taken to new levels.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday June 5th

This JUST happened.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday June 4th

Last week on Breaking Amish, Sabrina got into a white trash battle royale with Jeremiah’s on-again/off-again girlfriend, Kim.  We resume right here with Kate, Sabrina, and Kim yelling at each other about respect.  Sabrina goes all over dramatic by calling 911 to come and get Kim, because the cops don’t have more important things to [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday June 3rd

Last week, the Biermanns were making plans to keep making babies.  Since they can’t keep their paws off of each other, they’ll need to pursue birth control to time the births so that Kroy will be home. Learning the Art of the Mani-Pedi.   Nurse Kim knows very little about birth control or reproduction when [...]

JalleytoCali tackles this weekend’s movie releases and sees if there is anything worth watching.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Friday May 31st – June 2nd

The sun sets on the majestic town of Savannah, Georgia.  Darkness descends on the looming ropes of Spanish moss.  Beautiful buildings watch over the quiet city streets where a trolly full of ex-Amish ghost hunters snakes through the dark.   Guess whose idea this was?  That’s right, Gasmii.  Our resident greaseball pervert, Jeremiah.  The ghost [...]

And lush is the new moist.

Welcome to TVgasm’s newest weekly show, It’s TV: With Ronnie and Carrie!  Today, Ronnie Karam and Carrie Locklyn check out Lifetime’s new show, Pretty Wicked Moms, and flash back to when James Lipton was a pimp. Then it’s off to talk trash about the next Kardashian porn, Adam Levine dissing America and Intervention getting the axe.  [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 30th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 29th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 28th

Today on Breaking Amish we learn that these five kids have the IQ of a Cheeto, Sabrina has a gland problem that makes her cry incessantly, and Jeremiah has chlamydia. OK, so that’s all speculation, but I think I’m pretty right on.  The RV trip resumes in Savannah where over 50 years of civil rights [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 27th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Friday May 24th-26th

Last week, Kim was under attack on all fronts, with the most recent attacks coming from her father.  The Italian Scallion called Kim a bad role model for having four children from three men, and called Kim a pathological liar.  He didn’t appreciate the deserved mockery of his chicken-armed, off-the-chart crazy wife.   This seksi [...]

“And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.” Eric and Baron Samedi are having dinner and the Baron says that he will be “ready” by tomorrow. Eric says that he would love to see what Baron does and Baron agrees to show him. Eric calls in his lackey boy and Baron woges in a [...]

Can Mariah curry favor with a Bangladeshi meal?

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 23rd

Welcome to TVgasm’s newest weekly show, It’s TV: With Ronnie and Carrie!  Today, Ronnie Karam and Carrie Locklyn review HBO’s Behind the Candelabra, talk crap about Michael J Fox’s hilarious new Parkinson’s sitcom, and delve into the reality of Bravo’s new reality show, Newlyweds.   Let us know what you think in the comments, and like, subscribe [...]

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen tries to figure out how babies are made, Alexis tries to explain Jesus’ magic, and Tamra’s mom is a betch.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 22nd

The episode opens with a knock at Abe and Rebecca’s door.  Rebecca opens it only to cuss the person out and slam the door.  Turns out its Abe’s pervy brother you may remember from last season.  You know, the one who looks like he’s constantly thinking about naked women.  He’s been telling everyone in the [...]

Another day of bulls**t!! Ashton Kutcher hangs with Mila Kunis’ folks, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart break up again, and Courtney Stodden makes a sex tape. Also, Chris Brown gets death threats, OJ wants college, and there’s a new Real Housewife of Beverly Hills. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also, check out [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 21st

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 20th

“Papa Ghede is a handsome fellow in his hat and coat of black. Papa Ghede is going to the palace! He’ll ear and drink when he gets back!” This is part one of the two-part season finale and it was really good. At least good in the sense that some loose ends are being tied [...]