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My parody ReDub of the BevHills previews for next week is below.  I’m writing full recaps of RHOBH this season! Find the recaps here and check out my gossip segment BS of the Day and my video recaps of Project Runway All Stars! 

I write full recaps for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, record spoof ReDubs of them, and devote an hour a week to bitching about them with friends on the Watch What Crappens Podcast. Now? I’m doing a tweetgasm devoted to them. My point is, I’m a sad person with waaaay too much time on [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday December 5th

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ad is threatening to sue people for not liking her, Kim still has a monster under the bed, and Ken almost silently fahts himself to death.  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also writing full recaps of each [...]

Last week on Teen Mom 2, we saw Chelsea make the same mistake she always does. We saw Leah deflect blame the way she always does. We saw Kailyn excel at loving the wrong man the way she always does. And we saw Jenelle abuse her family the way she always does. This week… Leah [...]

  Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kate Middleton is preggers!! Also, Kate Middleton is pregnant, Kate Middleton is with child, and someone knocked up Kate Middleton. You heard it here the first fifty times. Plus: Lindsay Lohan is still drunk, Chris Brown is still swearing he’s not beating Rihanna, and Kim Kardashian is still an [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday December 4th

Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! We open where we left off; Adrienne just used her Selma and Patty Simpson voice to call attention to Kim Twitch Richard’s crying and then Brandi told her to STFU. AT THE DINNER TABLE!!! Kyle’s mortified! Mortified I tell you!! Or she’s trying to keep the [...]

DAMN!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday December 3rd

Dr. Thredson has Mommy issues.

Welcome, Gasmii, to a special two-part Abby-sized recap to catch us up on the dance show we love to hate.  Or is it hate to love?  Either way, here we go! HAPPILY NEVER AFTER Previously, the moms were on their worst behavior, except for Yvette somehow, who showed that she might have some sort of [...]

My cat ain’t got no class.

Gyp’s like Anton Chigurh with a better haircut.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for November 30th-December 2nd

This week, Project Runway All Stars goes sexless, Joshua imitates Mommy Dearest in The Nanny’s wardrobe, and no one cries. DAMMIT! Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and [...]

  Hey y’all! Have you heard about the Top Chef Cruise? Starting at the low, low price of $799 per sucker person, you can be trapped on a large floating vessel with the like of Tom Collichio, Gail Simmons, and many of your favorite, and possibly not-so-favorite chefs, including the 4 subjects of my review. [...]

Watch out New York Fashion Week… here comes ugly.  Hello, My Name is Ugly. We’re in NYC and Jackie is working her ass off to get ready for her first New York Fashion Week show. Brooke shows up first and they talk about how surprised Brooke is over the ugliness of Jackie’s line. Brooke is [...]

It is here.  The final episode of the shortest season of Drag Race, ever.  We’ve pondered who would be the winner.  We all suffered heart burn and heart ache over last week’s episode in fear that one of our favorite three queens would go home.  I am one who hates a surprise ruined, so I [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kim Kardashian has to go to the Middle East to apologize for idiotic tweets, Randy Travis just says no, & Demi Moore is still mourning the loss of her youth(ful sex toy). Plus: Kelsey Grammer is a stellar parent, Rhea and Danny are flirting, and whoever invented Lucky Slots on [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday November 29th

  What’s the expression? Monsters aren’t born, they’re made. Well, according to Lineage, they are most definitely made: Marion made Victoria, Conrad made Daniel, Nolan made Marco, Emily made Ashley. Wait, what? That last bit has yet to be revealed, but it seems to be in the realm of possibility at this point! Flashback to [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday November 28th

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda gets offended at stuff, everyone gets wasted without Kim, and a maid is run over. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also doing a gossip show called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday November 27th

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Twitchards got wasted and slur/yelled at Brandi in public. Even more embarrassingly, she mixed pearls with gold. You’re a dirty slut pig fart face! PS are you wearing silver can I borrow it fer ma neck? Paul proved to be as hideous on the inside as [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Camille Grammer is too damn rich to complain, Amanda Bynes is too damn stupid to live, and Jessica Simpson is too damn hungry to understand how Weight Watchers works.  New epis every Tues and Thurs! For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. If you like, please [...]

Mistakes are made.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday November 26th

I’m Lord Vader, Darth Vader…

I’ll preface this recap by saying that I’m not in a good mood… That said, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope all of you who celebrate Thanksgiving had a great one, and to those of you that don’t, count yourself lucky. Anyway, I’m irritated today and the women on this show don’t help one bit. So I [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for the Weekend of November 23rd-25th

Nothing is on. So let’s reflect.

So sad.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday November 21st

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa puts Ad in her place, Brandi puts Ad in her place, and Kim tries to move her face. Find the full recap for this week’s episode here!  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts [...]

Well, kids, this is it.  We are down to only two teams of four very pretty boys, so we will find out how this is all supposed to go down. All of our clues thus far indicate that we will have superhero drag queens.  This should be a lot of fun, finally!  Their mini challenge [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kendra Wilkinson gets a little judgy (not saying she’s wrong), Kim Kardashian talks about the Israel/Palestine conflict, and Mitt Romney goes on a date. Plus, the Jersey Shore wants more attention and the Elmo sex scandal lives!  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda’s shitty grasp on English/melty model mind led her to tell everyone that Brandi claimed to ride every half staffed peen in the BH, … I know dees ees lie. Che has no ride my peen. …Kathy Hilton opened up the Paris Second Hand Scabies Ridden Prom [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday November 20th