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Top 10 Shows for Wednesday October 24th

  What the hell was Jewel doing here?  At least it made a good razor commercial! When the show opened with the maid scrubbing out the blood from the foyer, I had to rack my brain trying to remember who had been murdered at the end of last week and how could I have forgotten it [...]

Top 10 Shows for Tuesday October 23rd

Time for the Not Really Lost Footage episode of The Real Housewives of New York City!   We meet Aviva’s hairless leg, Carole’s mail guy, and Sonja’s afternoon delight. Lu and Pepe meet with people desperate enough for air time that they go along with the countess’ plans for a collection of…ummm….apparel and accessories for…ummm…a [...]

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Project Runway All Stars comes back this week, so it’s time to re-post the preview ReDub! Enjoy, and come back for MrsMiaWallace’s hilary recaps! Were they not needy and whiny and desperate enough the first time around? Then you’re in luck cuz they’re baaaaaaack!!! I love making fun of a lot of things, but Project [...]

Hi, Gasmii!  We’re back with another episode of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition, so let’s dive right in! Previously on AUDC: dance mothers continue to be horrible garbage creatures, Elizabeth pulled out a sob story to distract from her less than stellar performance, and Tessa got the chunky ALM boot for fucking up her tap routine. [...]

I found out that I didn’t know how to spell decathlon… so the likelihood that I’ll ever be in an academic decathlon are slim. Politically correct panel. We begin at a school that is holding an academic decathlon trial. One boy, Pierce Higgins, is clearly the smartest… he also appears to have a way-too-involved mother in the audience. [...]

We come back right where we left off with Kate in the stairwell freaking out to some Hannibal Lecter piano music.  The producers finally tell us that there’s no evidence to support Sabrina’s claims.  That’s nice.  Then why would you ask Kate the questions you asked her last week?  Oh, I guess that it wasn’t [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday October 22nd

Dexter cleans up house

An old friend returns.

I thought of making myself a beautiful wooden marionette. It must be wonderful, one that can dance, fence, and turn somersaults… Four insanely smart high school kids answer questions that I don’t even understand. One mother is clearly too invested. Nick and Juliette go to an awards dinner, at which Cpt. Renard is speaking.  The kids go out [...]

Dexter tries to show Deb the accuracies in his ways.

This JUST happened.

Is everybody ready for the second episode of my new favourite show? Juliette is. She opens the epi by prancing around in shorty-shorts and a bustier last seen on Xina in the Lady Marmalade video. Tres trashy! Capping off the look is cowboy boots. Now, I grew up in Alberta so I know my cowboy [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows Weekend Edition for October 19th – October 21st

 If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands… The episode, as always, starts exactly where we left off last week. The ladies have met up to say goodbye to Sister Spice because she will be out of town for 12 days. Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice get heated, because while Old Spice was [...]

Hey gasmii! I’m RaeRae and I’m super, super super excited to be recapping Season 2 of The X Factor for you guys, starting with Episode 9. Now, I’m a broad who can’t carry a note for the life of me, and I quit alto sax in 8th grade at my music teacher’s behest, but that [...]

Touted by Andy Cohen as perhaps the biggest scandal in Real Housewives of New York City history, Lu’s face was hilarious when she realized he was talking about her ALLEGED night with the Johnny Deppelganger in St. Barth.  Ramona had Lu’s back and repeated “alleged” a couple of times.  Lu (she loves it when you [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday October 18th

Hey all y’all. Are you ready for another dip into the waterin’ hole? So, do they all do their own singing?  I meant to get into last week’s recap but I got distracted by giggling with delight that GH’s Lucky Spencer – a boy I feel I watched grow up on television – appears to [...]

This can’t be good.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday October 17th

Andy Cohen opens Part Two of The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion with what he views the most controversial topic of the season–when faux royalty met faux Johnny Depp.  It was all a misunderstanding according to Lu, and she’s still together with her big dummy.  Sexy SonJa brought the heat, according to Andy, [...]

Greetings Basketball Wives LA fans… (all 2 of you)… I will have a much more comprehensive recap up in a day or two… I’m traveling and only got to see the episode one time and am writing from memory and very crappy notes. The episode opens with the fight between Jackie and Draya from last [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday October 16th

This episode is a trip into reality TV mindf*&^ery.  We begin with Jeremiah jumping all over the chance to spring the top secret envelope of DUI docs on Kate in front of Abe and Rebecca.  He loves that he can prove that Kate is a hypocrite.  When Rebecca asks Kate if you get arrested when [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday October 15

Nick and Juliette see fireworks from their kitchen window and Nick tries to help her remember telling him some lame story about a song her uncle used to sign to her. She dramatically pauses and then claims that she, too, remembers telling him this story. She goes on to tell him that the last thing [...]

Holler, gasmii!  It’s my pleasure to recap a new trashy program from the CW, Arrow.  ­My initial attraction to this show was two-fold.  The CW is notorious for making ridiculous shows that seem to beg for snarkcapping, and the guys in this cast are really bringing the hotness.  Only really being into X-Men growing up, [...]

Dexter tries to show Deb how it’s done

Some things once seen cannot be unseen.

Nick and Juliette see fireworks and he tries to help her remember. She remembers telling him that. She laughs. They kiss and hug. She says it’s all coming back to her. She says she remembers him telling her about his ancestors who could see things and that he could too. The keep kissing. It was a [...]

I heard Abby posed for this silhouette.  loljk Hey there, Gasmii!  Just when you thought you were safe in your homes from the monster that is Abby Lee Miller, she comes busting into your living rooms (I’m sure bathrooms as well).  I didn’t even know this shit existed until the Dance Moms finale.  So welcome [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition October 12th-14th

The title of this episode is What is Really Happening?.  Unfortunately, this is a total misnomer as we are no closer to the truth of this series than we were last week. So, due to the scandals of this supposed reality show, I’ve done some research.  We can definitely explain away the language and behavior [...]

Another two-episode week. MTV hates me.

Hello all and welcome to my first full-length recap for the ‘gasm. I was lucky enough to be assigned Nashville. Or perhaps unlucky as this show is GREAT! It’s hard to snark and smirk at a show I am genuinely enjoying on a not-at-all ironic or postmodern level. I’ll do my best to be funny [...]

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