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The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion is old school versus nOObies.  Flanking Andy Cohen on one side is Heather, Carole, and Aviva.  On the other side, there’s Ramona, Sonja, and LuAnn.  Let’s get to it! The reunion starts off with a Holla!  Andy thinks Holla! is controversial for some reason, but Heather defends [...]

Scary, Homewrecker, Old, Sister, Opportunistic, Wimpy  Above is a refresher of the ladies names… I have decided to change Opportunistic/Whore Spice to just Opportunistic Spice because she continues to win me over. Last week ended with Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice having lunch. It was a short lunch because it didn’t take v long for [...]

Top 10 Shows for Wednesday October 10th

For he today that GTLs with me shall be my bro, be he ne’er so pale….

This week on Basketball Wives LA… Jackie and Laura meet up and Jackie remains delusional as she explains her failed lunch with Draya last week. Jackie “has to care” about what everyone thinks of her and she’s going to give Draya another chance. Oy vey. She’s worried Draya won’t show up to her wedding. Laura [...]

The ladies reunite to rehash the season.  On one couch, the new girls:  Heather, Carole, and Aviva.  On the other couch, the returning housewives:  Ramona, Sonja, and LuAnn.  And off we go…. The reunions are filled with arguing and talking over each other, and this one starts off with Carole’s camera interviews being a little [...]

Top 10 Shows for Tuesday October 9th

Welcome back Gasmii Grim Fans. Sadly, their is no Wu in Team. Or in this entire episode. WHERE ARE WU? We find ourselves at a Portland airport as we see a man and woman step off a private plane, and the woman, let’s call her Bad Bangs, immediately places a call to Renard. “Hello, my [...]

Probably shouldn’t put all your eggs in Emily’s basket  The golden rule to live by in the Revenge universe is play or get played.  And our (anti)heroine is definitely a player.  Despite all of the complicated trickery and treachery that went on in “Resurrection”, to me the most shocking was Emily’s lie to Amanda.  She [...]

Nucky doesn’t like cooling his heels.

Hey, Gasmii!  I’d like to welcome you all to the series premier of Prom Queens.  Here’s hoping for some delusional teenage assholes, tacky dresses, and plenty of running mascara.  I was lucky enough to have gone to a high school where being on prom court was based on personality and not campaigns or daddy’s money, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday, October 8th

Dex and Deb move in together.

I won’t spoil episodes on the home page. I won’t spoil episodes on the home page. I won’t spoil episodes on the home page.

Top 10 Shows for this weekend, October 5th-7th.

Once more unto the beach, dear friends, once more…

It’s time for a pool party folks. And it might be the first one where I kinda hope someone drowns. I tease. I always want someone to drown. As always, if you need a refresher on any of the ladies nicknames, please refer to the first recap here. Old Spice is prepping for the pool [...]

It’s the season 5 finale of The Real Housewives of New York City.  Last week’s episode ended with the Hornysaurus being kicked out of Ramona’s charity event for abused women after he grabbed Ramona by the arm.  Now it’s time to see what wacky catastrophe Heather’s charity fashion show to benefit organ transplant candidates can [...]

This season on The Real Housewives of New York, Aviva yelled at everyone for not treating her like the gift that she is, LuAnn boned a pirate, and Ramona stayed drunk and cross eyed. Watch more ReDubs on our YouTube channel! Subscribe and share if you like, and leave requests for ReDubs in the comments! [...]

Top 10 Shows for Thursday October 4th.

Nucky’s haunted! Margaret’s a boss! Gyp is IN-SANE!

Top 10 Shows for Wednesday October 3rd

The finale has arrived.  It was a slow start, but after St. Barth, it seems like the season is flying by rather quickly.  The finale opens at a ping pong tournament hosted by Carole.  The Hornysaurus is still in town, so the finale won’t go down without a little creepy, perv flavor.  The final two [...]

Top 10 Shows for Tuesday, October 2nd

After a brief hiatus, it was nice to have Grimm back to its normal cop-like show… There was a little back story, but overall the episode just felt comfortable to watch and easy to follow if you’re a new Grimm fan. We open at a bar where Nick is meeting up with refrigerator repairman. The repairman realizes [...]

I’m going to do my best to pretend that this show is legit and that I haven’t heard that Jeremiah and Sabrina are divorced and Abe and Rebecca have a child together.  By the way, did anyone find out the definition for “napalm” yet?  (Sorry, that RHONJ reunion was NUTS last night!) Rebecca is on [...]

An unholy alliance is formed.

When Deb catches Dexter killing Travis, things start to unravel. Well, at least Deb.

Top 10 Shows for Monday, October 1st

Top 10 Shows on this weekend, September 29th-30th

You’re killing me, Eli.

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the gasm family, FatCamp!!  Wthout Seal, Heidi resorts to some voodoo shit to complete her child army   Hey Gasmii!  I have the pleasure of stepping in for the lovely MrsMiaWallace this week, as she is off in Puerto Rico getting cornrows and hopping from hot tub to hot [...]

Top 10 TV Shows for Friday September 28th, 2012

Many things can be bad for business–bed bugs, YouTube videos of rats openly playing field sports, fingers in chili, etc., but what about the Hornysaurus roaming uncaged and unleashed through a store…on camera?  Well, that’s the nightmare of a health store in New York and opening scene of this week’s Real Housewives of New York City. [...]

The top 10 shows on TV tonight for Thursday September 27th

This Episode Is Brought To You By Jaunty Caps, Red Bull (you’ll need it), and Lithium (they need it.) Have you ever been to an amusement park and after waiting in line for an hour to get on a ride, you get on and it totally sucks? But then you figure, well, that was awful, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday, September 26 2012

New York’s least favorite perv is back and shopping for anything and everything herbal to help “get it up”.  Isn’t this something most octogenarians prefer to do privately?  Not if you’re the Hornysaurus.  He’s brought his daughter and cameras along and he’s stroking for a discount…not a limp one, either. The little fella’s about an [...]

The Top 10 shows for Tuesday, September 25, 2012.

Top 10 Shows for September 24th as the Fall Premieres are upon us.