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It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means.  None of you are watching the X Factor.  It’s all about the Big Brother Finale.  Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered! Simon is very ill tonight so sitting in his place is Louie Walsh.  Louie hails from Ireland and he is an on again/off again judge [...]

This Episode Is Brought To You By Jackie’s Cleavage… And yet there are kids still starving in China. Overall, I found this second episode to be a little boring. Not much happened except that we rehashed everything from the season premier. However, I did learn a few things about some characters that I didn’t see last week. [...]

Last week, the ladies finished off St. Barth, I mean, their week in St. Barth.  Feelings are still hurt by Madam Palindrome’s calling the Noodle Nymphettes “white trash” and her sucking the fun out of what had been an enjoyable, wild vacation.  Tomas, A/K/A Italian Deppster Friend, took Lu and Sonja for a good walk [...]

The ladies are back from their trip to St. Barths and bringing the drama.  Ramona and Mary-O open this week’s episode with cooking school at her friend’s home.  Lu and Jacques join them, along with Sonja and some unnamed guy that smiles a lot.  Did a can of spray tan explode on this guy’s face [...]

This week on Breaking Amish, the kids jump on a plane and arrive in New York City.  The first to meet up are Sabrina, Rebecca, and Abe who all ride the same airplane.  Sabrina initially feels that she and Rebecca will be friends, because Rebecca is nice to her, but that all will soon change.  [...]

Happy New Year!

On last week’s episode of Flipping Out, Jeff focused on a generator, Gage focused on Gramercy, Jenni focused on her wedding, and Andrew focused on cleaning up his messes.  Let’s get to this week’s episode. WEST KNOLL Always up for joking around at Zoila’s expense, this week’s episode opens with Jeff joking around that Zoila [...]

Sorry for the super-delay of getting this recap up.  I jumped the fence myself (bought my first house) and will never do it again.  I’ve been very good and didn’t murder a single person.  Because of that, I am free to watch TV for you.  So, let us begin… Bear with me here, because this [...]

It is Part Three of the Real Housewives of New York City sexual assault on St Barth.  Hurricanes would have been kinder.  The ladies have been enjoying their time, making it mostly a girls trip.  Capt. Tomas Sparrow and his codpiece have shown a couple of the ladies a good time, and the liquor has [...]

Basketball Wives LA, Season 2 is here… and I’m a little scared. We’ve all been waiting with bated breath to watch the tales of elegant living with our favorite basketball wives. Returning from Season 1 we have Jackie Christie, Gloria Govan, Laura Govan, Draya Michele, and Malaysia Pargo. Our two new guests are Brooke Bailey [...]

This week’s episode opens with Carole and Russ having breakfast and making plans for a dinner double date with Aviva and Reid.  Ramona walks in and overhears Aviva talking about their “foursome”.  The dynamics have definitely changed and Aviva seems quite pleased about it.  RamonJa decides to Google white trash to find out what exactly [...]

Happy Friday, Gasmis. I am very sorry that I am so late with getting this recap posted. I have a whole bunch of excuses, and believe me, they were good ones… but why bother… time to get to the recap. In this season’s fourth episode, Quill, we start with a parks and recreation employee sitting [...]

Welcome back for Season 6 of Flipping Out.  Jeff Lewis and his partner, Gage, are remodeling their dream home while juggling their interior design and renovation/remodeling projects.  Jenni, Zoila, and Vanina are back again this season, along with a new design assistant, Andrew.       WEST KNOLL This week’s episode opens at West Knoll, Jeff’s [...]

The ladies landed in St. Barths last week and for the most part, have been playing nicely with each other.  Sonja planned the first full day on the island and wrapped up the evening by bringing everyone to Le Ti St Barth, one of her favorite places.  They indulged in plenty of drinking and flashing [...]

Last week was Part One of the Real Housewives of New York trip to St. Barths.  Everyone had a grrreat time, especially LuAnn.  Who knew cheating, I mean, chatting with a group of old Italian friends could feel so goooooood?  This week’s episode opens with an un-party at the cougar den.  Many people were invited, [...]

Last week, the ladies were primping and preparing for the long-awaited trip to St. Barths.  Ramona launched her red wine, and Pleather had a couple of heated exchanges with cast mates.  Let’s see what the housewives are up to this week. The plane ride to St Barths triggers memories of the loss of Carole’s friends, [...]

So long!

It’s time to say goodbye to our favorite f****ed-up parents.  All problems will be resolved in a charming, mature, and loveable way.  Maci and Ryan will stop being immature and fighting about custody in front of Bentley.  Amber will stop popping pills and flying off the handle while Gary will go on a strict diet [...]

The ladies head to St. Barths, so let the drama begin.  Carole deals with her discomfort of traveling in a small plane and Ramona’s screeching by putting on some headphones.  To deal with Ramona’s carrying on about getting the master suite, Carole gives in and lets Ramona take it.  Everyone wins when Sonja decides to [...]

It’s over already?

Chauncey Gardner wrote this episode.

Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah is a nutjob and a crappy mom, Maci and Ryan are idiots, and Gary and Amber are terrible parents.  I’m sure none of this will change over the course of the final two episodes.  I could be wrong, but I’m never wrong soooo… Maci and Kyle talk about their birthday [...]

In last week’s episode, Heather confronted Aviva about mocking Jacques’ flashy French accent.  Ramona was leaning over Heather’s shoulder to eavesdrop and got lit up like the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree because she thought they were talking about her.  It was probably the only two minutes of the season that she wasn’t being talked about [...]

“If a man of pure heart were to fall in love with her, that would bring her back to life.” The episode starts where we left off last week, with Nick being attacked in the warehouse by the Mauvais Dentes. Scarface uses her Spiderman powers and scales the building so she can sneak in and [...]

It is the final episode of the first (and very possibly last) season of The Glass House.  We wade through a montage of the season so far.  In the bathroom, Jeffy tells Erica about Kevin’s “lady friend” in Toledo and wonders if Kevin has mentioned this to her.  It’s a bed buddy, so I’m not [...]

“If a man of pure heart were to fall in love with her, that would bring her back to life.” Good Morning! I hope everyone enjoyed last night’s episode as much as I did. I feel like it cleared up a lot of confusion in my cloudy mind (well, the episode and doing some homework [...]

Handicapping the queens.

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City opens with the fallout from Ramona’s screaming fit, having accused Heather of talking behind her back.  After Heather talks about Mario’s”crazy wife” that’s “acting crazy”, Aviva steps in with a huge ladle to stir up some more poop.  Mario tries to take up for [...]

It’s the season finale of Mob Wives: Chicago, this should prove to be exciting.  But, it absolutely doesn’t. The Bobbsey twins are hanging out at Renee’s apartment to discuss the “chat” with Nora and Pia.  Pia claims that Nora is not a thought in her mind anymore.  Oh, does that mean that she’s not going [...]

Does ACN only broadcast two hours a night?

“The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned;” Bring back a Grimm quote… Unless this means that Juliette dies. We see a boat in the North Atlantic, it’s raining, and it is 10 days ago. Inside the boat we hear lots of banging and yelling from one of the shipping [...]

Last week’s episode kicked off the holiday season in New York with plenty of boozy get-togethers, attempts to put wine-gate to rest, and a new holiday classic.  I’m curious if your opinions are changing about individual housewives.  Yes, no, maybe? Carole opens this week’s episode with a white elephant holiday party.  Everyone draws a number, [...]

Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah can’t handle being a mom, Maci and Kyle made a terrible decision, Butch blamed April for his jail time, and Gary is still a dick. Debra, the abusive mother, is watching Sophia while Daniel takes Farrah to Austin.  Farrah whines that she misses Sophia and thinks the month without her [...]

Why is everyone yelling at me?

Jeffy tells us that his heart broke when Erica started crying.  Oh please, you sent her down there.  He’s all crocodile-tearing over having his best friend also be his biggest competition.  Mike is mocking Jeffy and the fact that he’s kinda’ all alone in the house now.  Kevin asks Mike if he was the only [...]

This week’s episode opens with a white elephant holiday party hosted by Carole.  Pleather and Lu meet the Hornysaurus for the first time, and he does not disappoint.  Every gift is sex-related as seen through George’s glasses.  Even an iguana can’t escape the clitoral treatment. I think I’ll play with this little guy in private. [...]

Nothing happens…really loudly.

It’s the morning of the Breast Cancer Walk and Leah is waiting for the girls to show up.  Renee and Pia are there first and I’m very happy to see Renee there.  I would have to hate her if she didn’t come just because of Nora.  C-Wow and Nora are running late and show up [...]

Hey guys! Last week’s backdoor eviction of Janelle was MIGHTY shocking, wasn’t it? It was so wonderful to see the new kids thinking for themselves and taking the veterans along for a ride the whole time. Now that one of the most popular Big Brother players of all time had been kicked out, what sort [...]

Making these Lost Girls leave Neverland.