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With Pleather’s Yummie commitments finally behind her, she is free to enjoy London with the ladies.  First on the agenda is a croquet outing arranged by Sonja.  Sleep deprivation, combined with Countess Pumpkin’s continuous one-upping, and the stage is set for a royal showdown. Dahling, you do know that I invented croquet, don’t you?   [...]

Guess who’s NOT coming to dinner?

Happy 2011!

Everything’s better with Willam.

Hey kids!  It’s been a while, but we’re back with a new episode of Teen Mom.  I know y’all can’t wait to hear Farrah’s grating voice and look at Maci’s Proactiv-sponsored face. WARNING:  MTV is taking it’s sweet time getting the videos up, so I’m having to scrounge for pics.  The pics aren’t legit, but [...]

We’re back to the Glass House where Jeff is bawling.  He’s not crying over Erica going down the tubes.  He’s crying over the fact that the other team voted against equality.  Oh Jeff, that’s not the issue here and this isn’t Political House.  It’s a silly TV show.  What I really like is that he’s [...]

Better news through plagiarism.

In part one of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Reunion, Alexis is afraid of old people, Heather is nice to clerks, and Vicki protects someone from getting gang banged.    To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back [...]

Last week, it was down to the wire if Ramona would be invited to London.  After a hilarious failed fashion makeover and throwing Aviva under the bus, it looks like the bus doors slammed in Ramona’s face and she will be cooling her heels at home with Aviva’s cool heel.  Damn!  They could have put [...]

It’s time for some queen on queen action.

Sonja, Carole, and LuAnn arrive in London, while Ramona and Aviva stay behind in New York.  Heather arrived earlier to start the Yummie Convention–that’s right, the fucking Yummie Commie Con! You can call me The Countess, but my friends call me THE Countess.   Back in New York, Aviva brings Ramona along for some shoe [...]

At Nora’s apartment, Nora and Pia discuss the most recent bar fight.  Nora still avoids letting Pia know what she said about Renee’s custody battle.  She’s only got one friend left, so I guess that’s a good idea.  So, she tells Pia that she took a swing at Renee and then said, “I swing at [...]

Preach it, Big Daddy Aaron.

Better living through fake hair and corsets.

Heather and Aviva rendezvous at the infamous park bench to chit chat about stuff.  There’s not much for the squirrels and vagrants to see in this episode of As the Park Bench Turns.  No shiny shellac nails or blackmail this time around.  I’m a drool, I mean, a cool girl, right?   Aviva tells Heather [...]

Down the tubes went Ali P and Holly last week.  The housemates gather up to see who comes back up those tubes.  Jeffrey sees Ali P as dumb, transparent strategy and Holly as a liar and says he doesn’t need either of them.  Neither do we, Jeffy.  Neither do we. Kevin and Mike are chatting [...]

Who needs competency when you have…?

The queens are freshening up a batch of cupcakes.

The theme running through this week’s episode is Aviva trying to get Ramona invited to London.  Cut it out, Aviva!  We need the drama. The countess visits an acupuncturist in her search to conceive a baby.  Acupuncture, yes.  Bedroom, NO! Oh, how romantic.  Can I smoke when we’re done?   Meanwhile, we learn more about [...]

 This week brings us more screwed up American colloquialisms and sleepy drama.  I warn you, if you haven’t watched this episode, it was incredibly boring up until the last 5 minutes. We start out with Renee, Nora, and Julie.  Hopefully, Julie isn’t wearing one of Renee’s tops she loaned Nora or else the shit’s gonna [...]

Will’s not a jerk. He just plays one on TV.

The queens help three women be all that they can be….with glitter.

Plus bonus ringers!

In Florida, Maci is sitting out on the balcony dressed up like Michael Jackson, spying on Ryan and Dalis.  Ryan and his friend Tyler are speculating as to why Maci decided to stowaway on their trip.  Apparently, Maci had texted Ryan and told him he’d have more fun with her down there than he would [...]

Just let Big Daddy Aaron tell you what you need to know.

With some coffee and Know Your Enemy playing in my head, let’s get going with this week’s episode.  Aviva and Carole are meeting Ramona for lunch, talking about their breakfast during their walk.  When Aviva says she has one hard-boiled egg every day, I picture her trekking off to Rich Wakile’s Jersey gas station for [...]

Last week on Glass House, we met the players and got to learn the process of the game.  Unfortunately, we had to deal with a whole lotta Alex “Prime Time 99″ Stein.  As the most hated in the house, he went down the tubes with Jacob, the guy with way too much energy and false [...]

The queens make over some sheroes.

Last week on Loosely-Connected Women of Chicago, FACEBOOK UNFRIENDING became the Mob Wives Chicago THE CHRISTENING and Renee had a straight-up breakdown over the possible custody loss of her youngest daughter (which had me feeling bad for her until this episode). Leah and Christina meet up for coffee.  Christina tells Leah that she met up [...]

This week’s episode opens with Ramona inviting Carole and Aviva to lunch so that Ramona can discuss Heather dissing her by not inviting her to London.  Carole has a great suggestion that they hold a “talking intervention” since Heather is a big ole blabbermouth.  Do you guys see that elephant over there?   Meanwhile, LuAnn [...]

This show is completely ludicrous, I feel.

Thai Lady Gaga Flash Mob – It’s 2009 all over again!  Ah, Thailand. Where exotic spices flavor the air (or is that the Thai stick?), ladyboys populate the backrooms, and the coconut water flows like, well, water. And where comeuppance is a dish best served cold – or hot for that matter. Who the hell [...]

They’re baaaaaack…!

Last week on Teen Mom, Catelynn and Tyler have their 2nd year visit, Amber hopes to see Leah, Maci is annoying, and Farrah is still a nasty bitch. Catelynn and Tyler get their caps and gowns in and try them on.  Poor Catelynn still hasn’t changed her ‘do and it’s bigger than ever.  Bless her [...]

Drag queens take over Los Angeles to make it a prettier place. Good luck with that.

All righty, Gasmii!  It is our very first episode of the already drama-filled Glass House.  Be prepared, as there are many things by which to annoy you encased in this clever house of glass. First we meet Alex and Andrea.  Alex is a douchebag with way too many teeth.  He calls himself Alex “Prime Time [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

What is this–Barney’s Cuddly Purple Dinosaur Housewives?  The ladies are still playing nice, with the exception of LuAnn and Ramona in the park last week.  Even that ended with a handshake and no bloodshed, darn it.  The season preview promised mud slinging, screaming, and claws-out drama, so let’s hope these first three episodes are setting [...]

This episode of Teen Mom has solidified Maci’s bitchiness.  Ryan and his family are supposed to have Bentley for a full week while they go on vacation, but Maci foils those plans by inviting herself and her gaggle of friends along for the ride.  Kyle doesn’t care if Maci goes there, because he’s busy going [...]

Hold onto your seats, Gasmii! We’ve got a house full of 14 annoying stereotypes on a show that seems to be a combination of Big Brother, Solitary 1.0/2.0/3.0, and The Jetsons.  I love Solitary and The Jetsons, but have never watched one episode of Big Brother.  Hopefully I can handle an entire season of this. [...]