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Kim Z gets more time on your TV!

It’s the Etch-a-Sketch episode.

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold, BelowSeaLevel! Consider yourself invited!  Kim’s getting hitched and it’s sure be filled with glitz, glam, and cleavage. But, you bitches better not be late! Yay!  Big Poppa 2.0′s gonna put a ring on it!   Kim and Kroy have found their dream home and their newborn, K.J., [...]

Who saw this coming?

I feel like I should be walking through a mall and this is what is going on on that weird stage they set up by a bookstore.

And the winner is…

Pride almost takes down Hillside Park Memorial’s church musical, but flinging mud saves the day.

Wherein we learn Michael was a Geisha

Victoria grasps at straws. And sausages.

Hey Fran and Berry here, back in the saddle for week eight of The Amazing Race. Now let’s get going because this saddle is crazy uncomfortable! Last week as the sun set on AR’s Tanzania leg Team Blowup came in first place and Team Girl Gun came in last, but it was a non-elimination round [...]

When preachers take their cues from a 90′s Salt N’ Pepa track, the results are bound to be shocking!

Everyone is in limbo.

Michael teaches us all how to be professional

I blame Wynonna.

Where did everybody go?

Cute dogs and bitches.

A thousand monkeys with laptops finally wrote something.

Truth hurts.

Equal parts Batman, booze and Looney Tunes.

Hey, remember the last eight weeks?

Turning DILF’s to MILF’s.

Hell On Earth

Partial eclipse of the heart.

Daddies I’d like to frock!

The password is…over-identification.

… and if anyone, anywhere wanted to see Abe’s bouncing bare ass.

Mark and Robin send thanks from their toasty living rooms.

Doesn’t anyone plot straightforward murders in New York?

Tonight one of the Top 9 gets eliminated. And by the power of birthdays I will not be going to jail for anything I may or may not have said in this recap.

Sally’s plan doesn’t go horribly awry.

And so, good night, until the next season airs.

I wouldn’t wish this crap on these asshats or my worst enemies. Except the puzzles.

These kids aren’t facing death. They are facing public humiliation, and while it feels like death, that is nowhere CLOSE to actual dying.

I’m vallegirl and I approve this message.

Join the Wig Party.

Nora’s back. Yay! So is Suren. Not so yay.

The final challenge takes place on the proverbial witch’s nipple.

One Meatball stands alone.

Alone again, naturally.