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For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Lydia’s mom disables a clerk, Jim doesn’t want Alexis doing what Jesus did, and Brooks returns!  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m also doing weekly BS of [...]

The bitches are getting spooky.

***Please welcome our newest recapper to the family, DISCO!!! Hellllooo Gasmii! I couldn’t be happier to be joining the TVGasm family as a recapper! I’ve been a long-time reader and I can’t wait to dig in and lend my brand of snark to Hells Kitchen! First, a quick re-cap of last week’s episode, “14 Chefs [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 2nd

Great band!  Best Coast – “Fear of My Identity” Well, the creator and show runner for Revenge was fired this past week.  Mike Kelley is outta here!  This can be looked at in a few different ways.  He was the show so it sucks he was let go…but the show has gone downhill…but he knows [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 1st

Everyone’s a victim this week.

It’s the finale… so we have to start with flashbacks from the entire season. It’s fun to see Jenelle spiral. It’s boring to see Kailyn’s world. It’s laughable to see Chelsea waste another year of her life and accomplish nothing. It’s disgusting to see Leah make everything about her. Speaking of which, Leah’s mom and [...]

Following in the footsteps of Nick and Jessica!

The Final Countdown!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 30th

“The demon came home, and he declared that the air was not clear. I smell the flesh of man.” Open with lady taking pics of hot and steamy rocks… make that a video… or she’s talking to herself as she describes the volcanic rocks… she uses a lot of rock words that I don’t understand, [...]

It’s Halloween and the witches are stirring their pots, but instead of eye of newt and frog farts they are adding a pinch of shade and a handful of dust! Mariah and Toya keep on keeping on with their respective versions of the cat-fight of the century, and yet tonight’s episode is all about the poochies.  Those [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 29th

Down to the wire….

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for April 26th -28th

  The one redeeming quality of this show is that I get to see someone’s heart shatter into a million pieces on live television when they learn that the most they have to look forward to is a three-minute song on a results show next season. Tonight, there were no redeeming qualities. Except maybe seeing [...]

It’s time to party at the Biermann home.  Kim and Kroy have been married for one year and this is a perfect opportunity to spend lots and lots more cash.  There’s even a baby named Kash. Last week, Bravo treated us to two lovely episodes to catch up on Kim’s life since Don’t Be Tardy [...]

Here’s a short list of the things the Teen Mom 2 ladies are stressed out about this week: 1. Jenelle – Rent2. Jenelle – Drugs3. Kieffer – Drugs4. Chelsea – Renting a bouncy castle5. Leah – One load of laundry6. Kailyn – Telling Slo Jo she’s getting married and moving (I didn’t say they weren’t [...]

  Another week, another jaunt to the children’s hospital. When this show isn’t cringe-worthy or mind-numbingly boring, it’s downright depressing. The one bright spot is Amber’s new curly ‘do. I’m hoping next week she’ll appear with a nose implant to further her transition into Barbara Streisand.    Amber, never let them film your right side. [...]

Episode 71: The High Episode 72: The Crash On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about Don’t Be Tardy, Kandi Factory, and some good ole fashioned gossip before moving into the insanity that is Real Housewives of Orange County. We made this a late [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday April 25th

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For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen yaps, Alexis snaps, and Vicki’s family tries to get their man back.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m also doing [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday April 24th

There’s a grief that can’t be spoken…

This JUST happened.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 23rd

This is the beginning of…the record you like? WTF?

Even though one episode would have been more than enough for the premiere of Don’t Be Tardy…, Bravo is giving the viewers a two-part gift of Kim and all of the tackiness that revolves around her planet.  Now, let’s get down in the mud and wallow around, shall we? This episode opens with Kim reading [...]

Just a note that last Friday’s Grimm was preempted by the kick-ass work of all the law enforcement groups that took care of Boston. Although I would have loved to see Sgt. Wu work his magic there too. It will be played this coming Friday, instead.  I was going to recap the capture of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 22nd

Welcome back, loyal viewer! The show starts with a pre-recorded video of the Top 5 talkin’ ’bout issues and how crazy-cool-medallions it is that they made it to the top five.  A few of them sneak in comments about how it was “America” that voted for an all-woman group. Seems a little fishy that AI [...]

If you can’t beat ‘em…whine!

Good news!  Kim is back for another season of Don’t Be Tardy…  How exciting!  Will we see her in a double wide suffocating under a ton of hoarded cheap shit, cigarettes, and wigs this season?  Be patient, my little pretties, it’s coming…one day…maybe…probably. Life seemed pretty good for Kim when we last saw her marrying [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for April 19th-21st

  I’ll leave who the stupid hoe is up to you, but in my opinion, spelling the ebonics pronunciation of “whore” like a garden tool certainly qualifies one for the honor. So, there was an argument on the show last night. I’m not entirely sure what the argument was about – someone claimed they disagreed [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday April 18th

Just another day of bulls**t: Heather Locklear shares her nasty ass beauty secrets, Rick Ross gets dumped by Reebok, and Ozzy has to sober up. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also, check out my Real Housewives of Orange County ReDubs, the latest of which is below!   

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