POSTS TAGGED: parody

Chad’s professional.

Camila gets FUBAR, and Cara Maria busts Abe’s balls repeatedly.

Some stuff happens then…hello, stranger!

Only three episodes left!

More irrefutable proof that Jonathan Nolan reads my recaps.

Everyone’s life is going to hell.

Better late than never!

Camila is a problematic drinker, and the challenge involves touching each other on a 20-foot pole.

Beavers and nuts and taints, oh my!

Bishop’s back!

Jasmine and Tyrie bicker, the cast straddles a log, and Mark’s mouth gets him talked about, or so we hear.

Party City showgirls

If you don’t dance then you’re no friend of mine.

Sniff…

You’re a good man, Lionel Fusco.

A series of unfortunate events

Someone bites it!

The exes seem to be getting along, except the ones who fall on each other’s heads.

Puerto Rico feels bad.

Love is the drug

Go cry, Emo Abe.

Make dat money.

Everyone wins Worst in Show

Never work with kids.

SSDD

They say the neon lights are bright…

Is it stunt casting if no one knows who the kid is?

Never trust rich, blond twins.

Knees are busted, teeth are chipped, big holes are dug in the sand.

I had a good feeling about this episode going in. SMG appeared on both Watch What Happens Live and Live With Kelly to promote the show, so I was pretty sure that it would be an improvement over last week’s nonstarter. Thank God I was right. The show opens with Bridg strolling through the lobby [...]

Ru gets ready to RUUUUMBLLLLE!

People are strange.

Badonkadonk

- This week’s Quick n’ Dirty Video is all Superbowl, baby! Since I know nothing about football, I figured I would do this one honestly. Gay guys watch the Superbowl too. We just giggle and have boxed wine while we do it. Enjoy!

Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.

Finch has met his match.

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.

Shout out and a huge thank you to readers sardini and snowshoecat, whose comments convinced me to watch the first season of this glorious trainwreck of a show. Because if I hadn’t watched it, I never would have seen this happen: This is going to be my go-to happy thought for months. Here’s a quick [...]

Reese wants a normal life.