POSTS TAGGED: parody

- This week’s Quick n’ Dirty Video is all Superbowl, baby! Since I know nothing about football, I figured I would do this one honestly. Gay guys watch the Superbowl too. We just giggle and have boxed wine while we do it. Enjoy!

Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.

Finch has met his match.

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.

Shout out and a huge thank you to readers sardini and snowshoecat, whose comments convinced me to watch the first season of this glorious trainwreck of a show. Because if I hadn’t watched it, I never would have seen this happen: This is going to be my go-to happy thought for months. Here’s a quick [...]

Reese wants a normal life.

Bad decisions are made.

In which one cast member reminds us why these people don’t have real jobs.

The shade! The shade of it all!

Kim makes a mess of everyone’s life, meets a medium and makes me hate her more.

Temptation is a beast…duh.

They’re on a mission from God.

I have to assume that jumping into the water without any kind of surfactant would just make them wet and sticky. But I’ve never swum in the Dominican Republic. Maybe their water is special. Or maybe these people are just really, really slippery.

This week on the Jersey Shore…. Danny is sick and tired of the housemates dicking off at work, and with Vinny and Mike gone he says that he’s going to find them new roommates. Our Guidos/Guidettes become very territorial and insular upon hearing this, except for Pauly D., who’s glass-half-full disposition recognizes an exciting opportunity [...]

  I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think about it. Aspen is small. Aspen is expensive. Aspen is a destination town, not the hub of Colorado. Sounds perfect! I blame Randy. I blame Randy for everything To justify the Aspen location, we [...]

Brooding isn’t as sexy as monsters think.

Honey is surprisingly slippery.

I’ve lost that loving feeling.

Pretty people problems.

In which Pauly has a happy birthday, and Mike does not.

He’s leaving, in a midnight cab to Staten Island

Reese does a very bad thing.

Carter doesn’t totally suck this episode.

Oh, No. Here go hell come.

Everyone realises Kim is bat-shit crazy.

Some mothers eat their young.

The newest installment of the Housewives, gasm style.

Mother’s a bitch.

This is how they do it, Carter!

Use the cushion!

The “Gasmii Told You So” Episode

Hijinks ensue when a vampire and a werewolf move in with a ghost.

Kim questions her marriage, Kris questions being married into Kim’s family.

Thursday, Jan. 5 What’s spellcheck ever done for me? Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 6 pm) Large prizes draw contestants to the America’s Trezured Dollz pageant in Nashville, Tenn. Candice? Are you sure you spelled the name of that pageant right? Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime, 9 pm) Guest judges include famed fashionista Miss Piggy and [...]

Just in time for Christmas!

I shudder through yet another insect-filled recap.

Reese rethinks saving Carter’s life last week.

Tonight we bitterly learn what the expression “No good deed goes unpunished,” really means. We also learn once and for all that Carter is more of a menace than Elias, patchouli-wearing hippies on a bus and crabs combined. Before that, Reese stops by the library and after snooping around and finding an embarrassing photo of [...]

Christmas was weird in the 60s.