POSTS TAGGED: parody

Onward and upward, folks!

Awkward dates and awkward confrontation make for some fantastic facial expressions.

Dimples is dunzo!

Reality television is like the thoughts that run through idiots’ brains.

Bad dates and jealousy

Also: D(ouchey), D(elusional), meloD(ramatic), etc.

Verbal, as well as symbolic bitch-slapping.

Blowing spray tan, glitter and hypocrisy all over everyone.

Bravo’s newest bunch of single and horny fame whores.

…channel the Bloch.

Crippled people rule!!!

The ugliest contestants get eliminated; unfortunately, Robin is not eligible.

1, 2, 3, 4, ignore your injury and dance some more!

Biding FNL farewell…

You have to hit rock bottom before complete redemption and triumph can be achieved.

Hot from The Jersey Shore

The thrill of victory and the agony of melodrama.

Peek-a-boo! I see a winner!

It’s blurry, but you can still see the dead eyes.

Does this show ever end?

The Flip Side Edition

One gets a swimming pool, while the other gets the shaft.

Sometimes dreams do come true.

Someone’s about to start singing for their supper.

Singing and dancing and crimping, oh my!

The Cat’s Out of the Bag Edition

I don’t like the outcome of this.

How do you shut this thing off?

Nothing like a blister on your ass to help deflate your overblown ego!

SQUEEEEE

The Bench Warmer Edition

The second time around is not a charm.

I am so hungry now!

“Made it 16 & Pregnant! Teen Mom, here I come!”

Finale!

Marrying off your gross kids, beheading your enemies, blood magick, & expensive whores!

Is this still on?

Don’t quit your day job, honey…

The perfect show for adult ADHD.

Deep philosophical questions; matching eyeshow; younger men.