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Finale!

Marrying off your gross kids, beheading your enemies, blood magick, & expensive whores!

Is this still on?

Don’t quit your day job, honey…

The perfect show for adult ADHD.

Deep philosophical questions; matching eyeshow; younger men.

How many different ways can the Dillonites screw up?

Or pack your knives and go!

At long last, Gasmii, at long last.  The only thing that could make me feel better about Hughnibrow’s railroading would be an immediate Naomi elimination the following week, and it was delivered!  Just like my eyes and ears from having to endure her further! The Quickfire Challenge was blind cooking pairings, which, while as ultimately [...]

There’s love in the air tonight.

Yes, I will continue putting up sexy pics of Drogo even when he’s incidental to the plot! What’s it to you?

Pointless experiments. Pfft.

It’s not a reality show ‘til someone hooks up.

Luckily, there’s no prepubescent Lindsay Lohan in sight.

Ned dumb. Littlefinger smart. Sex explicit. Murder failed. Assassin fail. Hand severed.

Songs and kisses and everything TheCzar disses.

Big boys DO cry!

My, how the tables have turned!

The Gravy Train Edition

Somebody needs an in-ear monitor.

Let’s see how many Commandments Princess Angst can break.

We got game! (Yeah, a DRINKING game!)

Vengeance, in-the-guise-of-justice style.

The Things Fall Apart Edition

I’m experiencing a little déjà vu here.

Down to the crap-covered wire!

The WWLMOC (Women Who Like Men of Color) Club commences.

Minicap of last night’s “Top Chef Masters”!

If you got a gimmick…

No spoilers here, folks!

What would Jesus do?

You can only regret something if you can remember it.

Sexy blood! Sexy breastmilk! Sexy nipple shaving? We’ve got it all!

The Road Trip Edition

There’s only a 50% chance you’re gonna like the results.

Sooooo, a Top Chef Master must be able to cook really, REALLY quickly, and also do so on a… moving tour bus.  Come on, Guys.  Couldn’t have made it a food truck or something else mildly relevant?  Of course not! The Quickfire is reminiscent of the SpeedFire of last season’s in which Colicchio prepared something [...]

Even the baby is bored, and this is his first episode.

“And on to the Battle Round!” That’s what Napoleon said as he charged into Waterloo. Luckily, the battle round of “The Voice” is no where near as messy – but one does get the feeling it’s much, much longer. In this episode, the judges pair up their contestants into duets and choose a song for [...]

In a shocking departure from the teen mom norm, it’s a baby daddy fail!

Bastards, bastards everywhere!