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Welcome to the latest installment of the Kardashians! At the end of last season’s “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”, Krimace (Kim), decided to accompany Fry Girl (Kourtney), Scott and MASON to open a new DASH boutique in NYC. For this spin-off Khlo-ho (Khloe), Lamar, Bruce, Goth Ronald (Kris), Rob, Kendall and Kylie will remain in [...]

A day in life of Tea and the people she sleeps with.

It’s graduation day!!!

A new season of really terrible things that happen to people who sing.

Tony tries to help Stanley lose his virginity.

Janice’s diary is talking dirty to her, and Dr. Drew is frustrated.

Teen Mom begins, Millionaire Matchmaker ends, V celebrates moms, and America celebrates fatness.

It sucked the first time, it’ll suck again.

Leif just wants to hold beer’s hand and Jeremy gets bushwacked by his wife.

Megin and Johnny get married.

Gummi Bear claims he’s being held hostage, and Eric reunites with his step-son Keaton.

Crazy Eyes and Sandra gets married

My turn-ons are Hello Kitty and dead presidents.

Leif seeks refuge in his Bowflex of Solitude and Rachel flees rehab.

Val tries to find civilization and romance and Dakota thwarts her at every turn.

If this the real south, I’m surprised it rose once.

Nucky’s surrounded by ungrateful bitches.

Leif threatens to leave and Gummi opens emotional and physical wounds.

Sheree searches for an agent and Kim searches for a shred of vocal ability.

The return of Alyssa’s mom and her puke.

The End

The commodore’s wasting away due to unnatural causes

Gummi meets Plastic in an epic pool showdown.

Megin has a baby meatball

Femme fatales

The couples are only weeks away from their weddings.

Nucky’s the Wizard of AC, made of equal parts smoke and mirrors

The finalists are announced and Annie Lennox does Africa.

Finally, stuff happens.

A simple manual that will put you on the road to security, presents and kickbacks!

A bunch of trashy Jersey girls plan their weddings.

Camille is an a hole.

The hump is near.

Let’s make a menu!

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Not much happens, but at least someone tells Camille to go f herself. YAY

Pregs in Alabama

More Kim singing — nothing better.

It’s the new (and improved?) Fashion Show!

Nucky avenges his childhood, and Jimmy avenges Pearl… some more…