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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 1st

  The show opens with the contestants standing in two straight lines as Ryan goes into some bunk about how the contestants all “come from different backgrounds.” Yeah, they come from all different backgrounds besides the white male kind of background. Way to pat yourselves on the back for your behind-the-scenes race and gender orchestration [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for March 29th-31st

Sugar Pie Honey Pile of Steaming Crap Cake. Great news – it’s Detroit Night! Coneys and urban prairie for everybody! Smokey Robinson is in the building, looking younger and fresher than Mariah Carey on her 43rd birthday. Vitamin C serum, people. I’ve been saying it for days (since I saw it on Dr. Oz). I [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 28th

Jenelle and Gary are back together and Barb is happy. Jenelle feels better with her new boobs. Gary likes her before and after. Kieffer texted that he was on his way back, and Gary says he better stay away. Jenelle might still be on her “pain medication”. Gary had these two white boxes of something [...]

This week on Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) make their way through the finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ third season and straight into the yell-y reunion show, where Kim Richards tries to remember who set what appointments where and Adrienne Maloof gets fired on national [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 27th

“Torture” from the Jackson’s album VICTORY  On my Dream Board, I have the basics. 1) A house in the Hills (hidden from traffic, but still with an amazing view). 2) A job (in addition to TVGasm of course) that pays me the BIG bucks. 3) The true love (or true-ish). 4) The car (ok, anything [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi told everyone Ad’s babies were made out of playdo mixed with donkey sperm and carried by an illegal 13 year old K-mart checkout girl. And that’s fueled about 20 hours of TV. We open where we left off, at Lisa’s party/excuse for people to gift her [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 26th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday March 25th

This quote is from The Book of Doppelgangers… and from what I can gather, the book has nothing to do with the storyline in this week’s episode. A cool old car pulls up to a church. Inside the car, the driver seems to be having a headache. He walks into a group meeting where a [...]

A stutter and some tears = reality show Kryptonite. As challenging as it is to take an elderly gentleman dressed like the football team captain in a porno seriously, I appreciate Jimmy Iovine’s criticism of the judges’ lack of criticism. He thinks they go too easy on these people who couldn’t even hack it on [...]

Can’t we just put her out of our misery?

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for March 22nd-24th

Don’t cry. There are other too-hot-and-young-for-you fish in the sea.   Sad single Ryan puts on a brave face and shows up for work. Must be hough. Er, I mean, tough. But before we get to see our Top 9, we must endure Carly Rae Jepson’s faux husky sex voice as she moans and groans about soda. Sorry, sexy only works [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 21st

I’m going to start out with a list of things that I liked and hated about the show: 1. Leah’s mascara – Hate. 2. Leah’s nails and their constant change from scene to scene – Hate. 3. Kailyn’s subtle mascara – Love. 4. Kailyn’s natural nails – Love. 5. Chelsea’s hair, clothes, shoes, voice – [...]

dcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F84062747″> Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) were all back together this week on Watch What Crappens, and just in time for Faye Resnick’s latest irritating turn on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”  The guys break it all down as well as every other detail of the episode (including a [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 20th

Pretty sure their marriage will still be longer than Kim Kardashian’s.

Can you smell me?

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Flaming Gaysian Muppet reappeared for a Bad Wig-Off with Ken,… Let’s just call this one a tie and mourn the idea of growing bald gracefully, shall we ladies? …Adrienne almost ran over Paul in her escape from the flames of a fire she feared would catch [...]

For more episodes, just keep it playing! Just another day of bulls**t: No one knows what the hell is wrong with Lil Wayne, Ryan Seacrest and Juliana Hough break up, and Sanjaya Malakar gets a non job. Also, Snooki hits the red carpet and Kathie Lee tells us way too much about her own red [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 19th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday March 18th

“So the animals debated how they might drive the robbers out, and at last settled on an idea.” Some of these quotes are getting way to heady for me. I used to recognize them, at least vaguely… now I have to Google them and still don’t understand them. Still at the apothecary, Nick isn’t awake yet [...]

No urban hangers!!!!! Ryan kicks off the show, accompanied by ear-splitting decibels of teen shrieks.  I feel like I’m at a Michael Jackson concert in Belarus in 1989. Except it’s really a Bon Jovi concert in 2013. Again, I’m completely out of touch with what the young folk are into (or “digging with a shovel”, as I imagine they like to [...]

Uber Megan is back and she’s brought along some of her friends. We will meet them throughout the recap. Uber Megan is the all-being, all-knowing Teen Mom Mascot. Jenelle is glad to be off probation and hasn’t seen her mom or Jace in a while. She and Kieffer are at home and Kieffer is drinking [...]

Reading Ru to filth.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for March 15th-17th

Just another day of bulls**t: Justin Bieber’s hamster’s dead! I suspect audio induced suicide. Also, Lance Armstrong comes back to LA, Rodman heads to Rome, and Gwyneth abuses her kids with lack of fun.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 14th

So who besides me has missed this poor excuse of an actress? It’s been a while, so if you have forgotten where we are, please scan over some of the past few recaps. Basically, Juliette is a snore but Renard loves her. Hank is finally in on the secret. Rosalee is sitting vigil with her dying [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 13th

Get out your liberry cards!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 12th

Just another day of bulls**t: Are you guys ready for an Oprah sex scene? Yeah, me neither. At least there’s a Kim Kardashian story to brighten the day!! Also, Stephen Baldwin skipped out on a tax bill, Demi Moore wants allowance, and a Mob Wives stars sells her boobs.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday March 11th