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This week on Teen Mom 2…. Kailyn isn’t moving to Texas, but she does meet a new guy. She moves into a new house and manages to not drop out of college or have the guy move in with her. Leah and Jeremy move into a new house and Leah drops out of college. The [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday January 22nd

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday January 21st

(Hi there Gasmii, This week on Dear TvGasm we have a wonderfully and completely fabricated sit down with semi-fictional character, Horrible Kyle Richards, and find out what exactly our little Kylebot is feeling this season in her own words. That’s right, unlike in season one when Kyle was having problems with Camille, and brought Faye [...]

Some winter WTFery

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… the downside is that the world’s cutest dog is no longer with us. RIP Sweet Frankie!   We start with Jenelle on the phone with Amber, talking about her break-up with Josh. She wants to stay [...]

This week’s secret words are: this is not staged and stop it. Oh and they swear they’re not actors.

We start out this week as we always do… Alisha is all about making the routine harder so they can get more points. Last week they did great, but they scored low on their dance routine, so they are going to up the dance part and redo it. Andrea says that the new dance will [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 18th-20th

It’s the season premiere of American Idol. Where better to start than New York.

I’m almost done with the full recap, minus the pictures… so it will be up early(ish) tomorrow. This week, Ann has a stick up her ass, while her daughter is simply full of sht. They solve it by fighting, scratching and biting each other. We almost see a cow run two laps, but she calls [...]

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… the downside is that the world’s cutest dog is no longer with us. RIP Sweet Frankie! I am finishing up the full recap, but ran a little behind due to a long weekend in Vegas. [...]

Kevin’s back, tell your friends.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday January 17th

Another day of buuuulls**t: Someone let Megan Fox speak, Leann Rimes is afraid she’s gonna get cheated on, and J-Lo ponders her cougardom. Plus, Beyonce insists she’s just like you. Totes true, except for not at all.

Wow – this video is more significant than I thought.  RIP Adam Yauch Coming for the Sabotage! Due to the Golden Globes experience and some personal, familial issues, I am going to take a different take on the recap this week. Let’s do the most ridiculous/significant moments from this episode: Voiceover/Title Name Explanation: FAIL Really? [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday January 16th

This JUST happened.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday January 15th

Another day of buuuulls**t: Anne Romney turned down a gig with Dancing With the Stars, Jodie Foster came out of the closet kinda, and Taylor Swift is Sad. Plus, Courtney Stodden is a musical genius and Lance Armstrong gets an Oprah beatdown.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check [...]

Reality television brings out the best in everyone.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday January 14th

More videos to waste time to.

Esther ugly cries.

Another show chock full of great moms and even greater daughters. And by great, I mean tragic and by greater, I mean holy sht these girls need to make some life changes.  Sometimes it’s not easy to dislike everyone equally. Other times it is. This week the Youth Tan Silver Team is preparing to go to [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 11th-13th

This week on Project Runway All Stars, the designers head to Paris, where they learn…well, nothing. They learn nothing. But the scenery is pretty!  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my BS of the Day Gossip Rants and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs! Prefer your recaps in written [...]

You know how a few of us have said we wished we could see more of the kids? Well, I DIDN’T MEAN THE CRAPPY ONES! I’m working on the full recap, but I’m also watching my 3 year old nephew… and let’s just say one of us needs a nap. The other one is him. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday January 10th

The smartest girl on Teen Mom 2 doesn’t want to get potty trained. Up first, I am posting a small montage of a few Teen Mom 2 candid (and completely staged) holiday pics. Um. Yeah. So. GROSS.  Your mommy loves the new baby more. Jace decorated his tree with Klonopin.  Teen Mom 2 was on [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday January 9th

This week on Teen Mom 2… Chelsea is two steps closer to getting her GED and three shades closer to being completely orange. Chelsea’s dad realizes that he’s going to be supporting his daughter for the next 18 years. At least. Leah is happy as a clam because two men like her, but one of [...]

Ana! Calm down! Alexia’s boobs! Calm down!

Another day of buuuulls**t: Hulk Hogan’s suing over his sex tape, Justin Bieber might be a pothead, and Simon Cowell’s trying to hide his gorgeous man boobs. Also, Buzz Aldrin’s getting a divorce (again), OctoMom’s on welfare (again) and Lindsay f’ed up (again.) For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday January 8th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday January 7th

Am I the only one that walks around their house screaming, “If you fall again, I will replace you”? Because I find myself saying it to my dogs and daughter… a lot.  This week on Cheer Perfection, Alisha starts by explaining what a stunt is, since we haven’t seen a good one yet. Olivia is [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 4th-6th

This week, Project Runway All Stars helps military veterans look as homely as possible to make them appreciate their uniforms more.  Oh, and Katie Holmes is here. In case you didn’t know, she’s one of the best actresses in America. LOL.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be [...]

Happy 2013!! Has anything changed? NO! Why the hell would 2013 be any different from 2012? The Kardashians haven’t been erased from the Earth, so let’s just keep talking about them until 2039. At least. Also, some dude from Twilight peed in LAX, Gerard Depardieu donated money to the Russian McDonald’s, and Brooke Muller won meth [...]