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The US version of the hit show premieres with great performers, wackadoos, and a penis.

Night two of The X Factor premiere falls well short of night one’s talent-fest.

Thoughts?

See ya later

Cheryl OUT.

Take a look

Together again!

The beginning of la voce

The return of Paula

Simon Cowell has put out his short wish list of possible judges for The X-Factor. His favs include: Nicole Scherzinger, Mariah Carey, Paula Abdul, and George Michael. I’m up for all of those names except for Nicole Scherzinger. She’s not REALLY that big of a draw for me. I understand why Simon would want her [...]

Final Round Up

Paula for President

Final semi finals.

Semi finals, rounds 1 &2

From the short bus to the live stage.

Hip Hip Poohray. Hip Hip Poohray. Goooooooo Mediocrity! YAY!

Mini caps of Live to Dance, V, Millionaire Matchmaker, and Biggest Lose

Links for the hump

Our favorite pill popper has a video blog!

I never thought of this, but Paula Abdul is like Little Liza.

Will this save AI?

Winner is a loose term.

-Interesting chart: Six degrees of Reality TV. -Sean Hayes is going to host the 2010 Tony Awards. -Lost finale: do you think it was ruined by its own fans?  Salon thinks so. -Paula Abdul’s new gig.  She’s CBS bound. -Kimmel brings you Lost‘s alternate ending. -Not another remake…Charlie’s Angels might make a comeback if all [...]

-Paula Abdul may see Simon off at the Idol finale. -The Mac VS PC ads have been canceled. -Nice article about the dude that created $#*! My Dad Says. -Bret Michaels will attend the Celeb Apprentice finale. -Old Christine is NOT DEAD yet.

-So is Law & Order canceled or not? -Some ABC pick-ups…even Matthew Perry’s sitcom Mr. Sunshine got a pick-up. -If Lo Bosworth wants to write a book just like her BFF.  Who made her the dating expert? -Paula Abdul’s X-Factor demands. -Funniest wedding DJ video ever.  It starts after 22 seconds in. -A craigslist web [...]

Hello again everybody! My name is J-Mo, and I’ve just breezed in for a few minutes to chat with you all and make a confession. Like many Americans, I made sure to sit down and pay attention to the President’s State Of The Union Address last night. In fact, I took copious notes on it. [...]

Hello again music fans! It’s me, J-Mo, already back from the land of MTV and I’ve been lucky enough to land this one-off recap for a show that people actually want to watch. We’ve reached that critical point in tonight’s competition where yet another cut is going to be made, people are going to scream, [...]

Welcome everyone! It’s me, J-Mo, taking a short break from the slutty skanky buysexual Ikki Twins over on MTV to bring you my take on one of the most astonishing television shows of the millenium… the FOX juggernaut that is… American Idol… …where the slutty skanks are apparently taking over as well… Yes, it is [...]

Hey! T.Vo and Flipit here with a live blog of the finale! HOLLAAAAA!!! And now! For the last time this season! THIS! Is American Idol! Spoiler alert! Donna Summer wins!

American Idol + Recurring Extended Boxing Metaphor + Jock Jams (“Are You Ready For This”) playing in my head nonstop = Seabreath not having a chance to say “This is…American Idoooooooooooollllll!” But I’m not entirely convinced that Michael Buffer on the show is a good thing. Just a regular ole’ meeting of NAMBLA. We’ve got [...]

I’m feeling irrationally, excessively emotional (fluctuating between depressed, elated, constipated, frantic, and resigned) so it must be that time of the month week again. Thanks for visiting me, American Idol! Cramps and bloating are a bitch.

Tonight we get three times the magic! Three times the excitement! Three times the thrills! As any mathematician can tell you, three times zero is zero. Call PETA and arrange a truck to the glue factory, cuz this horse is just about beaten dead. THIS. Is American Idol! Tell us a story, Paw!

America learns the proper way to give a hickey. Dear Seabreath, Why does my vote matter more this week? It would only matter more if fewer people were voting, but that doesn’t appear to be the case since you claimed that 45 million people voted last week. I may be the only Asian kid alive [...]

Don’t forget the Jabbawockeez are America’s Best Dance Crew, dawg! Dear Judges, Andrew Lloyd Webber wants his masks back. This is American Idol goes to Musical Theater Camp, where anything goes!