POSTS TAGGED: pink

Hope you all are recovering from Amber’s unjust dismissal last week. I’ve been so upset that this show was dead to me, until I remembered I have a recap to write.  Ryan starts off by welcoming the wise and professional judges, including a blonde Chaka Khan with plumber crack cleavage. He mentions that Mariah clearly [...]

Pretty sure their marriage will still be longer than Kim Kardashian’s.

She’s too honest.

Never trust the devil.

Blake is sooo over it already.

Checking out US Weekly. Natalie Portman is fat. There I said it.