POSTS TAGGED: poison

Midseason finale! Oh Television, you and your tricky wordplay! Methinks you don’t quite understand the meaning of the word “finale”, although I will take a “midseason finale” over a “two part finale” any day.  Without the true definition of words, nothing separates us from the animals.   So…Revelations! Not sure how revelatory the episode was [...]

Scut Farkus is lucky he didn’t go to school with this week’s baddie. Hellooooooooo, Gasmii! Hopefully you’ve watched this week’s episode of Alcatraz and therefore understand the above reference…if not, let’s just say this episode was a dark extended version of an ‘It Gets Better’ video. As in, don’t worry about being bullied, because one [...]

Cast for her impressive ability to lie utterly still, just like Clooney’s wife in The Descendants. Seriously…wouldn’t you be bummed to find out you’d been cast as George Clooney’s wife, and then you spend the entire film lying in a hospital bed with your eyes closed, not uttering a single word? At least Parminder Nagra [...]

Part 1 (the boring part) of the finale.

Poison. And the possibility of poi.

Felicia Tilman’s Food Network fail.

Let’s hope they get through the summer so we can get The Answers.

I didn’t want to write two posts for this, so I’m combining the stories… First on the list: Bret Michaels Us Weekly is reporting that he didn’t tell his family or his doctors that he was going to be performing last night.  He said, “The doctors, I didn’t tell them I was going to do [...]

I know most of you were watching the Lost finale last night, and I can’t even begin cover that because there is just too much to talk about that I’m still trying to figure out (the ending??? Um…), but what I can cover, and report with confidence is the simple black and white that has NO grey that’s known as Celebrity Apprentice. So, without further ado…the winner of the third Celebrity Apprentice is…

Hey dolls, welcome back to Rock of Love! Flasher’s back, so you know it’s a good week. Make your hair big and suck it in for some spandex, it’s time to rock and roll! Somewhere, a child’s birthday party is missing clowns.