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Pride is one of the seven deadly sins, and with good reason. Having too much of it can ruin relationships and cause you to make really bad choices, like being friends with morally and literally bankrupt people. LuLu, anyone? Can you imagine waking up to the realisation that THAT piece of work is your best [...]
It’s sometimes so hard to say that you’re sorry, especially if you think that you’re right all the time. I used to be horrible at it, just really immature with the apologies. Eventually I learned to either do it immediately, making it less painful like the proverbial quick pulling off of the Band-Aid, or do [...]
I thought long and hard over how to approach this week’s episode. The taste that it left in my mouth was so overwhelmingly bad that I almost didn’t want to have anything to do with these women ever again. But then I remembered how much fun it is to call them out on their famewhoring [...]
Sloppy bitches. Clutter bunnies, the pursuit of the pefect Duck Lip and 6 CARATS. Fuck you, kiss my ass and I don’t give a shit. As you can tell by my introduction to this episode, it was wall to wall class. Orange County’s finest are very well known for their subtle, natural beauty but who [...]
This week on Twats with Fake Tits, we learn more about the new Ho and say goodbye to an old one. Crackie is her usual sweet natured self and the other two let their jealousy and body image issues hang out for all the world to see. Oh, almost forgot about Gretchen. She goes to [...]
This week was pretty damn pathetic. Don’t get me wrong, I was entertained and I got a couple of good belly laughs out of it, but the loser factor of these women’s lives has rocketed into the stratosphere. Once again I am simply amazed that they are so unselfaware that they allow their vile behavior [...]