POSTS TAGGED: project runway

Stealing clothes off pasty poor people

Thursday, February 2nd Cash Cab (Discovery Channel, 6 pm) Episode title: Chuck Norris Wins. Chuck Norris doesn’t win Cash Cab. Cash Cab gives Chuck Norris the money in return for its life. The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rosie’s Sing-A-Long with Kristen Chenoweth. Sometimes I envy Marlee Matlin.   Vote for me or my boyfriend [...]

Thursday, January 26 Do whu na-ow? 30 Rock (NBC, 8 pm) Tracy leads a protest defending idiots everywhere. Phaedra Parks immediately volunteers to mobilize her fellow idiot Atlantans. American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Hopefuls audition for the judges in Galveston, Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas—especially the fail. The Finder (Fox, 9pm) A NASA scientist [...]

The Pig is in da house!

Thursday, Jan. 19 American Idol (8 pm) Stability is the keyword for this season as the judges’ panel remains the same for the second straight year, the first time the panel has been the same in consecutive seasons since the addition of the (short-lived) fourth judge following season seven. “We’re holding stable” seems like a [...]

If there was more of a budget, a chandelier would have fallen on the fugliest dress.

Thursday, January 12th Rob (CBS, 8:30 pm) Rob (Rob Schneider) meets his new wife’s large Mexican-American family for the first time and notices he doesn’t quite fit in. This Rob Schneider vehicle will last exactly as long as it takes NBC to realize that reruns of Two and a Half Men get better ratings. Project [...]

Thursday, Jan. 5 What’s spellcheck ever done for me? Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 6 pm) Large prizes draw contestants to the America’s Trezured Dollz pageant in Nashville, Tenn. Candice? Are you sure you spelled the name of that pageant right? Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime, 9 pm) Guest judges include famed fashionista Miss Piggy and [...]

This JUST happened!

Miss Trini’s line is inspired by her dead brother, which makes me wonder if he passed away from being unprepared.

The first part of the finale does great things to Jersey Chore’s face.

Three lame designs can get you to Yugo fashion week!

We meet the cast and instantly loathe one of them.

The same challenge as last week, but without fat people.

Fat women will be happy to know that fat guys can’t catch a break either.

The beige doll is horrified at boobs.

Falling down

J-Mo and Flip have some private time.

Bad art and funny ass kids

Jersey Chore blossoms into a horrid queen. Well, more horrid.

Getting to know Nina’s body. YIKES

A dogless dog of a challenge.

Talkin’ trash

New judges, new host

Leashes, dogs, and men who cry like bitches

A fresh season of craycray begins!

The girls are back with examples on how to get your children to put you in a home by 60!

It’s the fight we’ve all been waiting for! Jill vs. Ramona!

Either Mondo and Casanova had a baby or it is Halloween.

The bitch is back! Little J’s returned … with guest star Tim Gunn in tow!

One of the best breakdowns of all time.

NY inspires some ugly clothes and Tim has to hug Wretchen.

Interested?

Links worth five minutes of your time. Promise.

Heidi’s ugly line inspires some ugly attitudes. YAY!

Vodka, and mail-order brides, here we come!

Videos that caught our attention today.

Nina smiles, cries, and gasps in ecstasy all in one hour. WTFrick?

A zombie and a Guatemalan walk into a bar…

Jackie O very gracefully rolls over in her grave.