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Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

Fran here. Before we get things started Berry and I would like to apologize to all of you for having watched and recapped last week’s offensive episode of the Amazing Race. We are outraged with ourselves and we are outraged with AR and we are outraged that Vietnam is still a country that has its [...]

Ahoy Race Fans! Fran and Berry here, intact and ready to take on the world! Well, maybe not the whole world but at least wherever the heck this episode of AR takes us. Last week we excitedly waved goodbye to Team Broseph. (Or should I say Team No Regrets? I have no regrets that they [...]

First of all Barry wanted to say congrats to the San Francisco Giants who won some sort of ball sporting event and to a Panda who was named the MVP. An actual Panda?! If it’s not, I don’t want to hear about it! Back to the spooOOOooky Halloween edition of our Amazing Race recap! BOO! [...]

Episode 3 of Season 21 y’all! Fran (with a side of Berry) here ready to rock this ep! Just close your eyes and listen to the theme song. Boy oh boy, after all of these years this song still gets our blood going! Don’t know if it makes us want to cry, throw up, make [...]

We begin our story, well the second episode of our story, in China. Shanghai is not only home to 8 million people it also brings to mind Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson’s antics in the popular Shanghai Blank series of movies. The teams are: Abbie and Ryan – Team Choke Out Amy and Daniel – [...]

It’s done! But we love it so much we’re gonna finish twice!

Remember those clowns?! Those married clowns?! No, not us, Fran and Berry, that married clown team from this season. Man, I hope those guys don’t surface on the next “all stars” season. The only clown we can stomach is Pennywise. “We all float down here.” We are still in Tanzania and Phil is fresh this [...]

Verbal, as well as symbolic bitch-slapping.

Go back to school!

Vin for president.

Previously we learned that if you make it through rounds and rounds of interviews and casting sessions and the first 3 legs of the race – you should probably know enough to HOLD ON TO YOUR @%&*$@! PASSPORT! WHY?!?! Because this is “AMAZING RACE“. Not “Amazing Race Around the Continental US”. Dan and Sam, the [...]

Welcome back everyone! It’s time for the show that preaches worldly knowledge while its contestants practice worldly ignorance! I’m bBitz and I’m excited to be back for my 3rd season of this Emmy-award winning show! (Clearly because of my recaps.) Last season we learned that just because you’re deaf doesn’t mean you can’t win (well… [...]

Hey everyone – in order to play catch up I’m posting last Sunday’s first and then I’ll do a fun photo-essay of the Sunday before that. Thanks for being patient! Just think, now that you’ve had ample time to digest what’s happened, these recaps will be like a blast from the past! Seriously. Riiiiight?! On [...]

Welcome back everyone! Last week was quite a doozie – violent body painting, double crossing, and most importantly, the Divorcees were divorced once again by… the AMAZING RACE! I can only hope it keeps gettin’ better – which it must because sometimes Tina’s a super bitch. (Anyone? Xtina? Anyone?) Last week, Nick and Starr came [...]

We’re back – fresh from a non-elimination round and a world record for TV episode containing the most uses of the word “babe”! Ladies and Gentlemen – it’s AMAZING RACE! 6 teams are left and Nick and Starr are out of the gate first. The first clue – head to Deshbandhu Apartments for their next [...]

I’m back everyone! Sorry for the delay – it’s only because I flew to Brazil to meet up with the teams and interview them! Unfortunately I never found them because I thought they speak Spanish there and I tried looking for them under a clue in the sand. DAMN YOU AMAZING RACE! I learned it [...]

Welcome back everyone! Last week we learned that Nick & Starr made a pact with the devil and her name is Tina, Terence is needier than a 14 year-old girl in a first-time relationship with co-dependency issues, Kent was able to commit to Tina for 24 hours straight (one horrible day at a time), Frat [...]

Greetings, fellow lovers of The Mole! Are you ready for some AWESOME MOLE ACTION?! MOLE!!! AHH! Let me explain. I LOVE The Mole. I’m not sure there is a bigger fan on the planet of this show than me. It is my favorite reality game show of all time. I’ve seen every season, developed an [...]