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When we last hung out with these knuckleheads: -This show jumped the shark-Dr. Mom died.-Danny was being scheduled for a little forced dentistry.-”Nate” is a stalker.-Miles is shackled to Charlie for the foreseeable future.-Rachel likes to doodle.-Ben and Grace were both “algebra teachers.” (I always suspected MY Algebra teacher was out for World Domination [...]
Hey, remember the last eight weeks?
… and if anyone, anywhere wanted to see Abe’s bouncing bare ass.
Camila gets FUBAR, and Cara Maria busts Abe’s balls repeatedly.
Camila is a problematic drinker, and the challenge involves touching each other on a 20-foot pole.
Jasmine and Tyrie bicker, the cast straddles a log, and Mark’s mouth gets him talked about, or so we hear.
The exes seem to be getting along, except the ones who fall on each other’s heads.
This week’s The Bachelor starts off in yet another exotic location… Belize. I’ve always watched The Bachelor/Bachelorette series and I really don’t remember another season where they jetted around the world this much. The women arrive by plane and then by boat to another amazing resort location. They all look pretty good for all of [...]
Knees are busted, teeth are chipped, big holes are dug in the sand.
This week The Bachelor World Tour takes us to Panama City, Florida, where we will see topless Spring Breakers.
Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.
In which one cast member reminds us why these people don’t have real jobs.
The Bachelor chooses, yet again, to take Ben and the ladies to another exotic location, Puerto Rico. I like Ben. I liked him last season and despite the continual insistence from commenters that Ben is not attractive, I find him charming. However, ABC clearly thinks we have to jet around the world to make this [...]
I have to assume that jumping into the water without any kind of surfactant would just make them wet and sticky. But I’ve never swum in the Dominican Republic. Maybe their water is special. Or maybe these people are just really, really slippery.
The Bachelor on tour brings Ben and his ladies to Park City, Utah where Ben will take the girls on outdoorsy dates. Because these are totally chicks who camp and clean their own fish. Please, most of these bitches would define “outdoorsy” as not having a wi-fi connection and a blow dryer. The first date [...]
Brendon tries to cry, and it’s better that a Golden Girls rerun.