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Real Housewives of New York City episode11 gotta run
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Minicap: Real Housewives of New York

This week’s episode opens with a white elephant holiday party hosted by Carole.  Pleather and Lu meet the Hornysaurus for the first time, and he does not disappoint.  Every gift is sex-related as seen through George’s glasses.  Even an iguana can’t escape the clitoral treatment. I think I’ll play with this little guy in private. [...]

Real Housewives of New York, episode 10 Ramona at the meeting
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Minicap: Real Housewives of New York

Last week’s episode was filled with old, sexed-up George.  The ladies are finally heading back to New York, so let’s check in and hope they’ve left the pervy vibe behind. Sonja is hosting Pleather and the Freebie Dream Team to move forward with the branding of Sonja and her toaster oven.  Pleather is livid when [...]

Real Housewives of New York City episode 9 luann shops with carole
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Real Housewives of New York Recap: Escape From Jurassic Miami

Last week, we got a glimpse into the world of a Viagra popper and the people who have to love him.  We witnessed him in his natural habitat:  expensive phallic hotdogs, a tra-flashy wardrobe, and blunt mating rituals.  Can’t have a show about the abuses of Viagra without knowing the antivenom–LuAnn’s caterwauling while waxing.  Yes, [...]

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Minicap RHONYC

Sonja, Carole, and LuAnn arrive in London, while Ramona and Aviva stay behind in New York.  Heather arrived earlier to start the Yummie Convention–that’s right, the fucking Yummie Commie Con! You can call me The Countess, but my friends call me THE Countess.   Back in New York, Aviva brings Ramona along for some shoe [...]