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Hell’s Kitchen: Back in Black

They’re dressed in black, let’s hope it’s someone’s funeral.

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MiniCap: Hell’s Kitchen

HOUR 1: Last night on Hell’s Kitchen, we pick up in the wake of Jamie’s demise. The teams are shocked to see her go and even more shocked that Elise has stayed. They have to keep their eye on the prize, because their next challenge is the dreaded taste test. These challenges separate the men… [...]

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Hell’s Kitchen: Sabrina the Manipulative Witch

Hotter than Hell and feisty as a witch.

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Hell’s Kitchen: If You Can’t Stand the Fire, Then Get Out of Hell

Last week’s episode of Hell’s Kitchen was certainly one for the archives as we watched a “professional chef” (Craig) flub up spaghetti! And I thought that pasta was impossible — or imPASTAble — to mess up. Each week, we continue to reach new lows. Maybe you should do something useful with those tears and douse [...]

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Hell’s Kitchen: Good Riddance, You Corpulant Redneck Boob

This episode of Hell’s Kitchen marked one of the happiest moments of my recapping career and perhaps even life. Because this week, Fatso falls on his ass — both literally and figuratively. Yay! Christmas is saved! Now let’s get on to this fabulous episode, shall we? Cock-a-doodle-EAT ME!!!

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Hell’s Kitchen: Time to Go Back to Your Dream Home

Like, what? In honor of this week’s fallen culinary warrior on Hell’s Kitchen, I took it upon myself to do a little research about that loveable American doll that we call the Barbie. Fun Fact #1: Her full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Do they actually make people named “Millicent” anymore? Sounds like a fat [...]

Kitchen Nightmares

Kitchen Nightmares: Inner Change Tastes Like Beef

I have never, ever, ever met someone I believed in as little as you.