POSTS TAGGED: real housewives

Kim explains it all

I saw a commercial today for the upcoming Nashville episode. YUM! Deacon looks incredibly f-ckable.Remember what I said about Gunnar’s brother looking a bit WP prag material? Check it: Oui ou Non?  So we open to something I cringed through – Juliette and Rayna performing Wrong Song to in some McStadium. Rayna’s pretty much taking [...]

(This week on Dear TvGasm we have our 1st annual Christmas Party where we invited all the fake celebrities who didn’t really ask us for advice during the year to ring in the Holidays in the most fictitious way possible.  This year all refreshments are courtesy of the Franzia that Flipit stole out of his mom’s garage. ) [...]

Top 10 Shows for September 24th as the Fall Premieres are upon us.

Language NSFW!   The whole gang is back! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) had so much to discuss that they needed two hours to get it all out. For this first hour, the guys take on a variety of Bravo gossip before tackling the one-legged monster that is Aviva [...]

Rollin’ down the river.

p> This may be one of our best podcasts yet. Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com ), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com ) have a full slate of Bravo junk to talk about, starting with silly Jill Zarin gossip and then moving into a full analysis of the Greatest Bow Scandal to Ever Rock Orange County. [...]

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Let’s face it. These chicks need help.

Every Housewife has a little Kim Zolciak in them, but just how much?

Thursday, January 12th Rob (CBS, 8:30 pm) Rob (Rob Schneider) meets his new wife’s large Mexican-American family for the first time and notices he doesn’t quite fit in. This Rob Schneider vehicle will last exactly as long as it takes NBC to realize that reruns of Two and a Half Men get better ratings. Project [...]

Monday, Jan. 9 The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Twelve bachelorettes try out for a community theater production written by children. That’s totally meta, considering that the Bachelor’s story arcs are written for children. Antiques Roadshow (PBS, 8 pm) A 1960 first edition copy of “To Kill a Mockingbird”; collection of bronzes; rare 1924 Gibson F-5 [...]

Monday, Jan. 2nd Hold on. Just let me get rid of this bimbo… The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Ben Flajnik returns to the mansion for the season’s first cocktail party; a septuagenarian confesses her love for Ben; a bachelorette shows up at the mansion on a horse. Ben and Levi the horse have been spotted [...]

Bar One opens, Cynthia’s mouth should stay closed.

***NotWithoutMyTV is one of the funniest commenters/recappers on our site. Unfortunately, he has a “real job”, which interferes with his writing. We have been struggling to find a way to showcase his talents without forcing him to write ten pages of recaps, and then we figured,….WAIT. NWMTV will mock anything and everything put in front [...]

The ladies are back for one final (albeit stretched out) battle around the block.

The girls return from their trip to discover that Sonja is bankrupt!

We’re back for the last installment of everyone’s favorite trilogy: “Spar Wars: Return of the Bitchi”!

Jill and Rammy finally have it out! One guess for who says, “I’M DONE!!!”

The ladies all apologize so they can get back to what they do best… fighting.

Whining at a dinner party

An all boy gasm!

Drunkenness and toys

Luann waxes more than poetic and Alex is a “model”!

Rumors squashed

Four of us take on episode 8

Episode six of Podgasm

Your daily Camille.

You can’t quit!

Five owners, half a brain.

Video: The Women of SNL do The Real Housewives

Watching the newest fishbowl.

Tonight’s Big Fight!!!

..too bad yer muthuh’s gah-bidge.