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The other day, someone mentioned to me that they had missed the Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere episode and asked me what they missed.  ”Have you seen the last two seasons?” I questioned.  They had.  ”Then you missed nothing,” I replied.  Welcome back to the same shit I’ve been writing about for three years, [...]

  I love the wonk eye in full effect.  How he managed to force himself onto your cable box is a marvel.  That’s some “All About Eve” shit right there. Listen, dudes, I am a whore for reality television. Straight up – give me Kim Richards and Nene Leakes in an enclosed space with cameras [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for June 7th-9th

The bloodfeud continues…

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Friday May 31st – June 2nd

Troubs!

Is she returning?

Well dolls, this is it.  This journey has taken us through nearly an entire year – literally, three seasons have changed since we started on this journey.  Can we even call it a RHONJ “Season” anymore?  But we’ve finally reached the end of the road. Welcome to the finale of all the finales…Real Housewives of [...]

In our second of two parts, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) make it through the third hour of Real Housewives of New Jersey’s screeching mess of a reunion and try to decide which is worse: a whore or a stripper. Then we go over to visit the Real Housewives [...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey and Real Housewives of New York both ended this week, but the nasal, desperate whine of Jill Zarin just won’t die. In part one of our special birthday (We’re 40, y’all!) episode, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) rag on Blarin’ Zarin’s desperate attempt to [...]

No really, this is the last one.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition October 12th-14th

The Reunion that keeps on giving.

Newsflash: Peace has not been declared in Jersey.

The post-showdown showdown.

After the endless season…comes the endless reunion. Part one.

(This week Dear TvGasm checks in with Mama Manzo from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, who sounds a little under the weather.)   Dear TvGasm, ugh. I’m am done. I’ve had it with her, and her awful mean, trashy, lying , story selling ways. I’m done I tell you, done! Now you know me, [...]

Fashion showdown, part two.

This week, Matt takes off to live the life of a thin person while Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) are left alone to their own devices. The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Stripper Extravaganza is delved into, as well as Aviva’s complete transformation into a Joan Crawford character from fifties cinema and Mama [...]

A spinoff?

Finale time!

You’re sister-in-law used to dance for me…

The one we’ve all been waiting for!

The return of Dina!

Here comes trouble!

The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!

The bloodfeud simmers over!

Teresa didn’t want her dirty laundry aired

Well, well, well…the rhinestone encrusted zebra print you-know-what is finally hitting the fan!  No more fun n’ games in the asphalt campground for The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  The scene is set at the vineyard.  And another vineyard.  And I think a third vineyard?   Teresa does a lot of chasing the Brown Smurf [...]

Rollin’ down the river.

This week’s installment of Real Housewives of New Jersey treated us to possible the most mind-numbingly boring hour of television ever.  Not to be dramatic.  Well, maybe a little dramatic.  The good news is I managed to clean my house, take a shower, catch up on my correspondence and still didn’t miss any of the action.  There might [...]

Well, with the bore snore bus trip of the century taking place on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m feeling cheated.  Will the drama transcend Kathy Wakile’s failed attempts at muffin making in a convection oven? We can only hope that this week’s episode didn’t air so they could edit in some table-flipping blood [...]

Road trip!

The Housewives hit the road.

Well, it’s another week in Jersey and you know what that means – foreshadowing of the journey to Napa. Lots of it. If this RV trip isn’t the greatest road trip since The Cannonball Run, I will personally rent an RV of my own to ram through the DIY project that fairy Andy calls the [...]

Put blood-fued on simmer, heat to a boil and then pour liberally on your enemy.

Hello lovers and welcome back to the life and times of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!  First of all –  love, kisses and thanks to the hilarious and sexy J. MO for taking such good care of you dolls while I was off on holiday.  I had the best time off by the way, [...]

Alright dolls, now where did we leave off?  I was leaving the country in hopes of causing an international incident and – oh, wait, you mean housewives?  Huh. Well, then…a quick review of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I mean – this happens.  Do I need to say more? Well, the good news is, [...]

Time for a buzzkill with a double-dose of that patented brand of Manzo bitchery!

Gay bars are powerful places, and just like a ouija board, they are not to be toyed with lightly…