POSTS TAGGED: Real Housewives of New York

Hello there Gasmii, and welcome to our first official session of TVGasm Therapy, pull up a chair and let’s unpack this, shall we? Now, I, like you, get much enjoyment out of watching trainwreck television.  It makes me feel better about my life, it really does.  I am all about the schadenfreude and watching stupid [...]

You guys, I am hating this show.  Initially I thought recapping this show would be hilarious and I’d be laughing my ass off at all the stupidity.  However, it’s really depressing if you think about it.  We have five couples (four if you don’t count Too Short and his friend with benefits) who are in [...]

Hey Gasmii! So three episodes in, and we’re only just beginning to hear about Tiny and Jojo’s real-world problems because we’re still spending way too much time focusing on the child bride and her creepy old goat of a husband.  In the producer’s defense, though – those two are very hard to ignore.  Imagine a [...]

In our second of two parts, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) make it through the third hour of Real Housewives of New Jersey’s screeching mess of a reunion and try to decide which is worse: a whore or a stripper. Then we go over to visit the Real Housewives [...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey and Real Housewives of New York both ended this week, but the nasal, desperate whine of Jill Zarin just won’t die. In part one of our special birthday (We’re 40, y’all!) episode, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) rag on Blarin’ Zarin’s desperate attempt to [...]

***Sorry about the terrible pics! My desktop crashed so I’m on the lappy tonight with a cell phone camera. It makes Jill look as CRAYCRAY as she sounds. Also, this was meant to be a short update, but as usual, the woman couldn’t stop talking. It’s now a loooooong update. Thanks for that, JILL. I [...]

This season on The Real Housewives of New York, Aviva yelled at everyone for not treating her like the gift that she is, LuAnn boned a pirate, and Ramona stayed drunk and cross eyed. Watch more ReDubs on our YouTube channel! Subscribe and share if you like, and leave requests for ReDubs in the comments! [...]

This week, Matt takes off to live the life of a thin person while Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) are left alone to their own devices. The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Stripper Extravaganza is delved into, as well as Aviva’s complete transformation into a Joan Crawford character from fifties cinema and Mama [...]

Monday, August 20 Disney factory baby and future X Factor judge Demi Lovato turns 20 today. Bachelor Pad (ABC 8pm) Contestants compete in a teacup-stacking challenge; dates include a tour of Los Angeles and a camping trip; a twist sends a confident player scrambling. It’s a little known fact that a man’s ability to stack [...]

This week’s episode opens with a white elephant holiday party hosted by Carole.  Pleather and Lu meet the Hornysaurus for the first time, and he does not disappoint.  Every gift is sex-related as seen through George’s glasses.  Even an iguana can’t escape the clitoral treatment. I think I’ll play with this little guy in private. [...]

Last week’s episode was filled with old, sexed-up George.  The ladies are finally heading back to New York, so let’s check in and hope they’ve left the pervy vibe behind. Sonja is hosting Pleather and the Freebie Dream Team to move forward with the branding of Sonja and her toaster oven.  Pleather is livid when [...]

Last week, we got a glimpse into the world of a Viagra popper and the people who have to love him.  We witnessed him in his natural habitat:  expensive phallic hotdogs, a tra-flashy wardrobe, and blunt mating rituals.  Can’t have a show about the abuses of Viagra without knowing the antivenom–LuAnn’s caterwauling while waxing.  Yes, [...]

On this very special episode of Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) get down and dirty with all sorts of gossip relating to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Adrienne’s divorce, Brandi’s bathroom high jinks, and Lisa’s renewed wedding vows. Then it’s on to NYC by way of [...]

You just never know where the day is gonna take you, do ya? Jill Zarin heard us talking shit about her on the interwebs and contacted Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV!) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) to set her story straight! We won’t spoil it, let’s just say the Zarin can talk trash with [...]

With Pleather’s Yummie commitments finally behind her, she is free to enjoy London with the ladies.  First on the agenda is a croquet outing arranged by Sonja.  Sleep deprivation, combined with Countess Pumpkin’s continuous one-upping, and the stage is set for a royal showdown. Dahling, you do know that I invented croquet, don’t you?   [...]

0 The Real Housewives of Orange County reunited this week, which means that Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) and B-Side (bsideblog) were able to have a field day on the latest episode of Watch What Crappens. The three of us tear apart pretty much all the women — and ourselves — as we [...]

It’s a no go

Here they are!

Plan B

The truth according to Sonja Morgan

They’re dunzo!

She may get the boot!

Pinot Grigio isn’t considered alcohol, and the word “deformed” means blemish.

What a mess!

Gasmii shout-outs!

Oh Ramona…

Start heading to the pawnshop!

She’s so French.

Rumor

Rumor time

Three boys, Chinese suicide, and Real World porn

Join the club…

Just injections

Nose job?

Talking more trash with Nads, J-Mo, and Flipit