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First of all, Nia is a trash bag full of crab-ridden cunts.  She gets worse every episode.  Jessica gets butt hurt because Averey and Butta begin to realize what we have known for a while, Jessica sucks rocks.  The gang rides dirt bikes.  Nia gets fired.  Averey and Jessica get into it, and Nia eggs [...]

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“But how will I ever afford to live?” Jonna wonders. “How does one get money in this world, if not through The Challenge?”

This attraction kind of makes sense, since Chet is dressed like early-90′s Zach Morris, back when Trishelle was a teenager.

Knock-down, drag-out, yell-nonsense style.

… Yes, Trishelle, it does vaguely resemble a television show. Pray tell, what do you think the big black boxy things you’re talking to are for?

Or, more accurately: the challengers try to think, and quickly tank.

Because “The Dark Knight” was already taken by the people who titled the actual episode.

Sarah/Alton and Devyn/Big Easy heat up, while the Fresh Meat give each other salmonella.

Apparently all it takes for a rookie revolution is for half the challengers to be rookies.

Seriously, villain is way too generous. Might I suggest rascal or mischief-maker? (Yes, I Googled synonyms.)

A mostly sweet finale is followed by a mostly bitter reunion.

Chelsea visits, Needy exits, Grandpa reflects.

Welcome back to the Bachelor Pad, Gasmi. It’s an episode full of tears this week because TWO couples go home…TWO!!!!! Just think of what this show would have been like if they had sent two couples home every week. Let’s us take a moment to reflect on that… Oh well. This week there is a [...]

Quick! Stop the wagon so Captain Needy can climb back on!

Schizophrenic nonsense: this episode has it in spades.

That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

R.I.P.

RomCom and Grandpa take it to more dramatic territory.

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A surprise sneaks in between the usual drama.

This episode is making me hungry.

The St. Thomas wildlife strikes back against their houseguests.

I want your love, and to make my face bleed.

… and she won’t stop until Trey understands that, DAMMIT!

Twenty-seventh time’s the charm?

Hey, remember the last eight weeks?

… and if anyone, anywhere wanted to see Abe’s bouncing bare ass.

Mark and Robin send thanks from their toasty living rooms.

Renewed

I wouldn’t wish this crap on these asshats or my worst enemies. Except the puzzles.

The final challenge takes place on the proverbial witch’s nipple.

The final three Disastrous Duos are revealed. (Spoilers within for those who haven’t watched!)

What’s Portuguese for “schadenfreude”?

TJ gets all Jeff Probst and calls out CT and Diem on their boneheaded Dome choice.

Emily brings some “theatrical fun” from a more backward century.

Emily mixes up “innocent” and “ignorant.”

Camila gets FUBAR, and Cara Maria busts Abe’s balls repeatedly.

Camila is a problematic drinker, and the challenge involves touching each other on a 20-foot pole.