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Guess who’s coming to dinner, really late?

The Gospel according to Kandi.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for February 15th -17th

Porsha is comportionately perturd.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for February 8th-10th

This week, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the staff of SUR all travel to Vegas, and EVERYONE on Bravo eats Moroccan food. There’s shirtless douche fighting, witless knife wielding, and brainless strip teaching. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell us what you want us to talk about, join us on [...]

Tale of two asses.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 25th-27th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 18th-20th

I’m here for you money, uhh I mean honey.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 11th-13th

She’s gonna need teeth if she comes to my school.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 4th-6th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for the End of the Year (Almost)

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for December 21st-23rd

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for December 14th – December 16th

Episode 50   It’s the Watch What Crappens Podcast‘s 50th Episode! Paaaarty! To celebrate, we did a double episode! First up is RHOA and RHOBH gossip. Probably way too much attention on the Maloof secret scandal, but we couldn’t help ourselves. Then we moved on to dishing about this week’s episodes of Bev Hills and Miami. [...]

Atlanta Thrilla in Anguilla

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for December 7th- December 9th

My parody ReDub of the BevHills previews for next week is below.  I’m writing full recaps of RHOBH this season! Find the recaps here and check out my gossip segment BS of the Day and my video recaps of Project Runway All Stars! 

I work all day. 35/8, 14 days a week.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for November 30th-December 2nd

Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) are joined by Hermoine the lovely Tetris legging wearing wack job from Start Ups: Silicon Valley! Co-Executive Producer extraordinaire (and lovable midget) Nadine Rajabi is also on hand to giggle with us and talk trash about the show.  After that it’s off to Housewives land and a super [...]

Phaedra needs to butt out and Kim moves out.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for the Weekend of November 23rd-25th

Porsha and Kenya have it out.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for November 16th-18th

Nene is big time, Walter gets a time out.

New girl, new man, new house

Hello there Gasmii, and welcome to our first official session of TVGasm Therapy, pull up a chair and let’s unpack this, shall we? Now, I, like you, get much enjoyment out of watching trainwreck television.  It makes me feel better about my life, it really does.  I am all about the schadenfreude and watching stupid [...]

The happiest, joyous-est, gotta have a double-wide to fit it all day has arrived–the finale of Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding!  The clock hasn’t been ticking away fast enough, but now it’s down to the wire with only an hour and a half until the ceremony begins.  While Kim is holed up in her [...]

The fashionsita

According to Kim, since it’s 11-11-11, the universe is aligning for the wedding of the century.  For everyone else, the universe is aligning for a huge pain in the ass.  They have one of the cutest babies in existence and she brings two beautiful daughters to the union, so may their marriage be successful and [...]

Finally!  One word sums it up.  It’s been a long eight weeks for Kim and her people preparing for the big day, but it’s been killer on us.  The wigs are looking about as matted and clumpy as I feel.  This morning’s momma and baby meeting opens with Kim holding K.J. and telling him that [...]

There’s only a couple of days left before the wedding and Kim still has several things left on her to-do list, including getting her wig cut.  It’s too bad Derek J. can’t just yank that thing off of her head and cut it any old way he pleases.  Higher on the agenda, though, is getting [...]

Got a dream, Kroy!  Got a song!  Paint your baby momma and come along…as the wheels (and clothes) come off this tarted-up wagon.  The only thing left will be the fringed wig on top.  Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin in a musical isn’t as absurd as this show. OMG!  Clint, look!  No, don’t look!  Wait, [...]

Welcome back to the wedding planning that has dragged on longer than Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy.  This week’s episode opens with K.J. interacting with his mommy while she prepares his bath.  Someone really should check the basement for the nanny, because this is highly suspect. With less than a week before the big day, Alexis–Colin Cowie’s [...]

You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of her wedding.  With only two weeks until the wedding, there’s still tons of stuff to tackle. Knowing  how to hook an audience, yet another episode opens with K.J.–the cutest baby on television.  Kim and K.J. are in the [...]

Another day, another briefing for our favorite baby, K.J.  With only two weeks left until the big day, momma is getting nervous while K.J. dreams of new ways to escape.  Maybe the blimp will crash into our home and I can fly away and live with turtles.   Kim meets up for lunch with her [...]

Kim and Kroy are planning their once-in-a-lifetime-this-time wedding, so it’s time to check in for more wig-tastic adventures.  In prior episodes, we’ve been along for the ride while Kim searched for her dream dress, the cake, the rings,  met with her wedding planner and the bottom of the money well.  There’s no rest for the [...]