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Mini caps of Desperate Housewives, The Grammys, and RHOA

NeNe VS Kim! Cynthia VS Gramps! Sheree VS an uppity casting assistant!

Mini caps of Kourtney and Kim Take NY and the RHOA finale!

Rottenest Georgia Peach of them all.

Kim finds it difficult to keep friends she doesn’t employ or bone.

Kim stinks up a bus

Sponsored by an Andy Cohen New Year’s Eve special that sets gay rights back 60 years.

Sheree…acts?

Sheree searches for an agent and Kim searches for a shred of vocal ability.

More sex talk with the housewives

Birthin

Wanna laugh?

More Kim singing — nothing better.

Mother’s Day party where Phaedra makes new friends and ugly faces.

A baby shower out of a Tyler Perry comedy, but funny.

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Hola Gasmii– What’s cookin’? Can you believe those ex-child-star sisters, Paris Hilton‘s aunts, in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Can you believe that RHODC‘s wacky, warm-hearted Lynda admitted she’s a Republican on the Reunion show (making her the only semi-Jewish brutha-bangin’ fag-hag GOP member I know)? Can you believe how addictive Dexter and Boardwalk [...]

Kandi sings, NeNe whines and The Gays heart Kim.

Leia takes on Atlanta

Dearest Gasmii– Bitches in da house again, yo!!! Of course I’m talking about myself. Bravo is trying to squeeze a few more drops of ratings milk from this show’s saggy, ashy teat, so let’s see how many people I can offend in one last blog! Before I “lose another fan” (and BTW, I consider a [...]

Hi Gasmii– I should really heed Kandi‘s words and “Fly Above” the nastiness of chickadee2586, who basically accused me of phoning in last week’s blog, but please allow me to emphasize the inherent difficulty of “recapping” a Reunion in which everyone gets along, refuses to go off on each other, and declines to answer any [...]

Hi Gasmii– I’ll let Bravo executive spokesmodel Miss Thing Andy Cohen open us up today in classic overwrought style: “After a season of controversy and betrayal, surprising new alliances, shocking twists of fate, boys in high heels and a one-hit wonder, Part One starts tonight!” But don’t get too excited. Up until the last few [...]

Hi Gasmii– It’s the Season Finale! I thought I would be more excited, since writing double blogs (I also do Melrose Place, which should be way more fun than it is) has wreaked havoc with my social life, other projects, and amount of sexual activity. When Flipit asked me to do MP, he thought there [...]

Hola Gasmii– Only one more episode until the Season Finale. I know you have tragic tykes in runaway balloons to worry about, so let’s skip the chit-chat this week and plunge right in.

Hey Hey Gasmii! The hot topic of the season has turned out to be how much of a twat NeNe has become, and if she has any right to be miffed that gold-diggity Wigger Kim yanked back her offer to let NeNe record with her on “Tardy For the Party”, the tasty pop confection Kandi [...]

Hi Gasmii– It’s another action-crammed episode of RHOA, with special emphasis on how selfish Kim is, how talented Kandi is, and how insecure NeNe is. There’s blood, sweat and tears. There’s a pop song hook that gets stuck in your brain and keeps repeating itself when you’re trying to write your Melrose Place blog for [...]

Dearest Gasmii– It’s too damn hot out to waste time with an opening monologue from your recap artist. Besides, let’s face it, there’s very little going on this season. I would prefer they’d have made the entire thing about Sheree terrorizing everyone en route to her long-unawaited fashion show. Although I do love Kim slowly [...]

Hola queridos Gasmii!!! Me llamo Leia LaBiblia. I joined TVGasm in April to recap the so-not-terrifying CBS mystery/slasher maxi miniseries Harper’s Island and loved it so much (the job, not the show) I begged Flipit to toss me another one. Little did I dream that it would be the delicious Queen Bitch of Reality TV, [...]

This week, there was big news about our Real Housewives of Atlanta, or specifically, our NeNe. NeNe got the big plug from Anderson Cooper on the Ellen show! I never watch the Ellen show, but for some reason, I happened to be watching on election day, and when Anderson started in on that, “Honey, I [...]

Hello darlings, and welcome back to The Real Housewives of Atlanta! Well, we all know what tonight is – DeShawn’s big diamond gala that’s going to raise a million dollars for DeShawn to go shopping with and raise her self-esteem. I mean, the underprivileged girls’ self-esteem. Nothing says inspiration like a stupid, spoiled, classless ho [...]

Welcome back to the ATL for another installment of the Real Housewives! I’m not gonna lie, this week was a buzzkill. NeNe’s sad, and when NeNe’s sad, whoooooo Lord, I am too. Luckily, we have Kimmie’s cigarette fueled music ambitions and DeShawn’s gala that’s sure to end up netting her three to five for fraud [...]

Hello dolls, I am loving The Real Housewives of Atlanta more and more with every passing moment. I am both horrified and adoring at the same time, and what better combo could you ask for in a reality show? So let’s see what our gaudy gals are up to this week. I want a weave! [...]

Hello gorgeous dolls, and welcome to Atlanta for the latest installment of the Real Housewives! This Housewife franchise isn’t really my bag of tricks, quite frankly, new money bores me. But a few weeks ago, during one of my bonding days with my sofa, I happened to catch the preview special on Bravo, and next [...]