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Inside Rosie’s head in today’s Caption This! contest at TVgasm!

Without passive aggression, the entire Housewives franchise would die a swift death.

Welcome to the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Why bother petending this is new stuff? We just pick up right where we left off – at last year’s reunion, right in the thick of the Where’s Jacqee? crisis. We’re reminded that Jacquee is a “bad place emotionally” and it’s all because of Teresa. In case you’re [...]

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Even sick kids get pimped out on this show.

Could it be true?

You can run, but you can’t hide!!! Juicy Joe has a two-count indictment against him for using a fake ID last year. He has one charge against him for impersonation and another for wrongfully using information from another person. I wonder how T-bags Giudice is going to face this rumor next season on the Housewives? [...]

Smells like poo poo poo

And everyone still hates Teresa.

Flipit and I talked about this in the podgasm that’ll be posted later, but I had to share this picture with you. Melissa Gorga put herself in a fat suit for Entertainment Tonight as a social experiment. She is sooo ridiculous I can’t even take it! Who cares??? Stop it with the fat suit experiments [...]

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Bankruptcies & blood feuds!

Youse ladies are boring!

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The finale!!

No one is collecting unemployment just yet

Done

Jersey hits a different shore.

5k for family.

Family business goes public.

J-Mo comes back to our podcast and Xena makes noises.

So were you all breathlessly awaiting this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey?   Barely able make it through the week wondering if Jacqee and Ashley would make up?  Would Ashley move to California?    Will she ever finish the Lauren Manzo Makeup Empire t-shirts?  Beauty school or art school? Fate or free will? So [...]

New Years comes to New Jersey

Teresa is a freak, everyone is spoiled, and there’s a birthday!

Christmas comes, Jesus cries, and Juicy has giant tits.

Girl fight!

Kim Grinch tries to steal Xmas from kids with cancer.

The tides start to turn against Teresa.

Juicy vibrates, Jacqui blows, and Teresa shoots. And I want to black it all out.

Dogs, cats, angry Southwest pilots, and dammit why is Rocco so cute and terrible?

Caroline gets a job, Teresa loses her ass, and Kathy starts global warming.

Not much happens, but we get to see Melissa’s hairy stomach so YAY!

More drama

Don’t quit your day job, honey…

Housewives, Platinum Hit, Million Dollar Decorators, and cutting.

Woah, I said I liked turkey neck. Not suicide.

B-Side comes home for a very special episode.

Live Podcast today!

Teresa’s dumber than you thought.

Everyone’s mean to poor Teresa