POSTS TAGGED: real housewives of new jersey

Cry me a river

Joined B-Side and Matt Whitfield today along with a bottle of Skinny Girl.

Insanity and Jesus

A literal poo storm of a premiere.

It’s the fight we’ve all been waiting for! Jill vs. Ramona!

What watching the RHONJ preview does to my brain.

Welcome to the clubhouse

Pay to party

I’m so excited!!! Can you tell?

Bar fight!

What a bad month for our Jersey husbands.

Ohhh, he works for the water commission…

Wanna lose a few pounds by puking?

Crossover!

The reunion continues and then gets super weird and awkward.

Jersey’s newest cast member, and Teresa denies the love child rumor.

Lots of yelling.

More Housewives coming your way.

Season finale time!

Links for the soul with a side of RHONJ

The whining begins before the door to the Jew-Dice cabin even opens

Rings in desserts and stuff.

Some people make fun of older jersey girls, but I think they’re just jealous. Ahem.

Street justice.

A recap of People Magazine.

The closet is shrinking, Mr. Juice.

Bashing people is trashy. Look it up in the dictionary.

Yesterday it was revealed that The Real Housewives of New Jersey star, Teresa Giudice, and her husband Joe filed for bankruptcy. She told People, “While this is a personal matter, I realize that certain aspects of my private life will always be subject to scrutiny and distortion. What is true is that due to the [...]

Danielle and the Fussbudget Fishwives

Dear Gasmi, It’s time to take the jump down the rabbit hole and enjoy the mind-bending bizarro world that occurs when the separate realities of five seriously insane housewives collide. Make that six.

Dear Gasmi: Sadly, I never recovered from my flu. I am in fact dead. I’m also determined to drag my sorry decomposing carcass out of my grave to finish off this season for you. Guilt Free!!

Dear Gasmi, After a week of nursing my son through the flu, I caught it. I’m writing this recap under the influence of a crapload of Nyquil mixed with a medicinal hot toddy. Woohoo!!! I’m apologizing in advance for any major typos. It’s hard to keep track of the keyboard when the room is spinning. [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week: homophobia, xenophobia, and just plain vileness rule the housewife universe. Given the choices, I’m rooting for the batshit crazy chick. Really, that’s saying alot! Warning: This episode should not be watched without reinforcements. So, if you have it, grab it. Even if you’re reduced to chugging mouthwash. Believe, you, me, you’re [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week we learn about Lauren’s waxing phobia, the lengths that a modeling agency will go to for free advertising, and the detrimental effects of botox on oral sex. Once I force my mouth into an O I’m pretty much done for the night. I’ve got my chianti in the straw covered bottle [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week our ladies find time between money laundering and pasta making to do some parenting, Jersey style. Not to stereotype Jersey or anything. I’m sure women from other states raise their kids in cages, as well. I’ve got my red wine, my plastic cup and my twisty straw, but I’m pretty sure [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week we start our journey into the totally legit, in no way mob connected, lives of the Manzo family women. They’ve got hair, bubbies, and wads of cash all standing at the ready to flash across our TV screens. So grab your straws and your tarted up drinks and settle in because [...]

Dear Gasmi, Like a good little Easter Bunny, Bravo delivered a special holiday treat this week. The preview for the Housewives of New Jersey. Woohoo!! These women are in a class all their own. There’s a few things I want you to take care for me. What should I call them; problems! I Want you [...]