POSTS TAGGED: real housewives of orange county

We need a fainting couch STAT!

This JUST happened.

The winners!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 8th

It’s like coming home…

Hi, Gasmii!  Welcome to another crazy week of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  Sorry for the delay!  I was out of town and got super sick, so let’s get right to it. Previously on AUDC, Asia whined and should go home any minute, Kristie and Yvette were at it again, and we lost our dear boy [...]

(This week Dear TvGasm provides words of, well maybe not encouragement, but definitely has words for The Real Housewives of Orange County and the rumors that two of the current housewives may be getting fired.)   Dear TvGasm, well there’s no way Bravo would think about firing an accomplished actress such as myself, right? Signed, You [...]

Tuesday, July 24 Hell’s Kitchen (Fox 8pm) Ramsay puts the chefs’ communication skills to the test; the contestants face their most important dinner service yet. This batch of contestants are excellent at communication — they have passive-aggressive body language down to an art. Deadliest Catch (The Discovery Channel 8pm) The opilio season comes to a [...]

From the mouths of idiots.

A teaching moment for all.

0 The Real Housewives of Orange County reunited this week, which means that Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) and B-Side (bsideblog) were able to have a field day on the latest episode of Watch What Crappens. The three of us tear apart pretty much all the women — and ourselves — as we [...]

In part one of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Reunion, Alexis is afraid of old people, Heather is nice to clerks, and Vicki protects someone from getting gang banged.    To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back [...]

Tamra has tearless evil eyes.

Plus bonus ringers!

What a finale! There’s nothing like gathering around the TV with your loved ones to watch middle aged women hurt each other’s feelings for no good reason. It’s like a good ten car pileup, without that pesky HUMANITY. Aw, Real Housewives of Orange County, is it really over? Tamra got wasted and yelled at Brooks, [...]

Tuesday, June 26 The Cyclone at Coney Island, the world’s most famous wooden rollercoaster, opened on this date in 1927. It is both an official New York City landmark and a National Historic Landmark. US Olympic Trials (NBC 8pm) Swimming: Live from Omaha, Nebraska They’re holding them in Omaha so that Michael Phelps can chow [...]

Sabotaging Heather’s homage to herself.

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

Tuesday, June 19 The very first Garfield comic strip was published on this date in 1978. Maybe it’s just because I’m used to what they look like now, but the original Jon and Garfield aren’t anything to write home about.  Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC 8pm) Actor Mark Wahlberg; actress Mila Kunis. I didn’t realize Jimmy [...]

Take another shot at marriage!

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra cackles about marrying a gay, Vicki fakes excitement about a fake fur, and Heather gets pissed at a drunk girl. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel here or visit my video archives at CankleTV! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

Tuesday, June 12 Last night between 11:30 pm and 12 am, the little date numbers on my watch slowly marched forward. That means I’m one day closer to a karmic death through which I will gain a more highly evolved life next time around. That’s probably not an important day in history to you, but [...]

Alexis won’t be intervened.

It’s a pretension intervention.

Vicki cries, Alexis cries, Vicki and Alexis cry, and some random monkey cries.

A pretend look at next week’s stupidity.

Alexis teaches her daughters what’s important.

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki worries about insurance, Slade charms Gretchen with a ring pop, and Tamra poops on dumb ass Alexis. Enjoy!  Check out more videos in the Videos section here at the gasm or subscribe to my vid page on YouTube!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm [...]

TVgasm LOVES bad parenting, because it leads to amazingly terrible personalities to fill future reality shows. Alexis Bellino’s brood will have every show on Bravo by 2035. Thanks, Alexis!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If you [...]

Vicki throws herself a pity party.

Alexis tries to remember words. Priceless.

What happens in Vegas… sucks.

Finding that work/life balance!

Camping with room service.

NeNe Rage!!!

Heather’s throwing another “activity” party.

Mocking the future of the Housewives.

This week, we talked the Real Housewives of ATL season finale and the WWHL All Stars Show. Come on in!

She’s a survivor and still a fame whore.

The ladies are in a giving mood.