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Vicki’s busted.

Shahs of Sunset, Anniversaries on Atlanta, and Top Chef Reunion

Time for another Watch What Crappens podcast. This time around, B-Side of BsideBlog and I are joined by “Miss SH” from StoopidHousewives.com as we discuss all the latest craziness from Real Housewives of Orange County and Atlanta. We also touch on Kandi Factory and Love Broker before yapping away about the Top Chef finale. Take a listen! And remember you can always hear the podcast on the Sideshow Network, [...]

Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney is engaged. Supposedly the big reveal is going to happen on the reunion show, so they’re trying to keep it under wraps. A source told Life & Style, “They’re keeping the news under wraps until they have to film the reunion show in a few weeks. They are so [...]

We pick back up from last week in Catalina with the alcohol-driven histrionics.  Vicki and Brooks are sitting in a restaurant while Tamra is bawling to Eddie outside that she can’t stand it when he touches Vicki. “She’s so gorgeous, I just know you’re going to leave me for her any second!” Yeah, someone can’t [...]

Trashbags filled with things we don’t understand

The new girl may actually have money.

Tuesday, February 7th   His own best friend. Spaceballs (HBO Family, 5:20 pm) President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. If I had an RV, I would totally strap rocket engines to it. The Daily Show with John Stewart (Comedy Central, 6 pm) Tilda Swinton. Just say no [...]

New shows

Bringing up stuff you don’t care about one last time!

I am still in Texas visiting my parents, and last night they were playing canasta in the same room I was watching Real Housewives of New Jersey. It wasn’t the most exciting episode in the world, and they couldn’t understand why I was dying laughing. Teresa’s bathroom? Melissa’s texting terrible lyrics to some musically inclined [...]

Housewives, Platinum Hit, Million Dollar Decorators, and cutting.

It’s over! Well, kinda.

B-Side comes home for a very special episode.

Sad marriages and child support

Joined B-Side and Matt Whitfield today along with a bottle of Skinny Girl.

Big boobs, big state

Things start off with Alexis shopping with her “assistant” Dylan.  She has accepted Gretchen’s invite to visit her while she hawks her Beaute wares on community television in Texas.  Turns out Alexis is looking for a pair of boots that are made for walking and later reveals her marital strife and misery in a drunken [...]

I’ve had a few weeks off of B-Side’s Housewife podcast to go visit the family in Texas, work, and generally not discuss Housewives with anyone. It’s been PURE PAIN. But today I’m back! Finally! Manly men I can talk about my favorite sport with! Click below to watch! And it was really good meeting you, [...]

Kiss and tells, bad photoshoots

Road trip!

Gretchen hates fat things

RHOC mini

Vicki takes a day off.

A mini cap of last night’s RHOC

Botox parties and mace

Tamra sexes up Mexico. The world barfs.

Joining B to rag on Larsa

There is not enough bleach in the world.

Highlander and the Real Housewives battle it out today in Round 2

Tamra cries, Vicki woohoos, and God hates women

‘Naked wasted’ is sooooo 2008.

Mini caps of RHOC, Celeb Apprentice, and Desperate Housewives

Crossover!

Hi, Gasmii! Did you all have a nice Valentine’s Day? Mine was great- two hockey games in two days. Unfortunately, I think I picked up a bug in Detroit, so now I’m loaded on garlic and vitamin C instead of Syrah. I got Mr. McSlore a neon Guiness sign for the basement bar and I [...]

Simon and Tamra are getting divorced. The greatest love of our time, the marriage of the new milennium, has come to an end. I look heavenward, the slow sad notes of ‘Taps’ playing in my head and exhale a large sigh. “Oh, Dear Lord in the cloudy skies above,” I ask, “If Tamra and Simon [...]

Dear Gasmi, When I was a little yenta, I had a childhood fantasy of standing on a big stage in front of thousands of people and asking the question “To be or not to be?” People would argue back and forth in front of me for a while, but ultimately I would get to decide [...]

Dear Gasmi, It’s finally here, the last full episode of the Orange County housewives. I’ve got my aerodynamic comfort foods and my dirty martini (shouts out to njgasmfan) and I’m ready to go. Here’s to the hos who’ve taken time off from their busy schedules to invade our lives for thirteen weeks. May they forever [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week I learned that blue cheese stuffed olives in dirty martinis are definitely the way to go. Yay vodka!! Other than that, Vicki starts her own cult, Lynne plays with her husband’s pole, Jeana discovers homeless people, Gretchen finally takes a vacation, and Tamra gets to reach the pinnacle of her dramatic [...]