POSTS TAGGED: reality competition

This shit was set up from the get-go

Shitty Evil Dead Reboot.

Oh Gasmii, what a treat. Hell’s Kitchen is back! And (for me at least) it doesn’t disappoint. This week’s Season 11 debut brought us back-to-back episodes jam-packed full of fun, food and a freakin’ lot of crazy! Let’s dive in shall we? Episode 1 opens at 7am at LAX airport in Los Angeles. We’re introduced [...]

Who poisoned Meagan?

Ding Dong, Squeaks is GONE!

Technical Wins are still a loss.

Shut up Meagan.

Don’t watch if you are a dentist.

Frozen hellsicles.

Last week we met the contestants and Anthony brown nosed his way to victory in the foundation and elimination challenges while we said goodbye to Gentle Giant Troy. This week the artists are all sitting around when Jenna notices a note in the fruit basket. The note invited the contestants to fucking Comic Con because [...]

Back so soon?

Sometimes a Kiss-Off can be so sweet Hola Gasmii!!! We are back for another exciting rendition of Emerging Eastern Block Darlings! Er, Project Runway! No one from Russia was actually harmed in this hearting Last week we lost the very outspoken and surprisingly uneven, Skunk. Just like his hair foretold, there were two sides to [...]

Alana is accident prone.

MIssing Juicy J

RIP Juicy J DJ Paul is beside himself with grief over the loss of Juicy J, but he’s convinced that J wants him to stay more than he wants that 5th big gulp of “trippy” juice.  I think what J really wants is to surround himself with handles of vodka and boobies doobies. The team [...]

Lemons

Instead of Famous Food this show should be called ‘Everyone Hates Danielle’. Why they gotta be hatin’? She’s just doin what she gotta to get a restaurant up; choosing the menu imposing her own special recipes,  managing the budget keeping the checkbook in her deathlike grip and clutching it between the balloons that sit on [...]