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Hello Gasmii!  This week Tabatha heads to Clarksville, TN to makeover Bombshells a new salon that is only ten months in business and is already struggling to keep it’s head above water.  Apparently, the two owners are former coworkers who thought – Hey!  This can’t be too hard, let’s open up a salon! How all [...]

As you might have noticed, we are starting to add a whole lot of video to the gasm. I’ve been searching high and low for the funny, but sometimes the best boogars are already in your nose! Enter Amanda Ohly, half of the famous Fran and Barry of Amazing Race Recaps fame. Amanda has decided [...]

One of these four teams is about to be the winner of AR Season 22 and get one million smackeroos! And then Berry and I will have to quietly wait until season 23 starts so we can double our efforts name dropping the Ford Focus or Fusion so we are finally given one! But that’s [...]

Welcome to TVgasm’s newest weekly show, It’s TV! With Ronnie and Carrie. Today, we discuss Farrah Abraham’s nasty sex tape, Adrienne Maloof’s terrible shoes, and WE TV’s new show, Pregnant and Dating!   Let us know what you think in the comments, and like, subscribe and comment on our YouTube page. These will be posted every [...]

Hola Gasmii!  This is a quick minicap, I’ll get that full recap up quickly.  This week’s episode is a doozy.  We’re in Manhattan Beach at a bar called “Summer’s.”  Two years ago, the owner died and left the bar to his wife and two sons.  The wife has no idea how to run a business [...]

Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte’s new show premiered on E! last night. I had planned on writing a long recap of it, but, well, basically it would just be curse words strung together and random spacing from where I banged my head on the keyboard as I watched. Less than a minute in, I realized that [...]

Princesses Long Island classes up Bravo this Summer. Bravo first hit it big with Project Runway and Top Chef. These were, and are, shows about people with talent making an effort in life. Then something changed. After all, there are only so many people in the world with talent that are making an effort in [...]

Hello Everyone!  Welcome to the recap of Episode 2 of the 5th Season of Tabatha Takes Over.  I love how she goes all over the country to different business and helps rehab them with her business sense.  At one time, it was bitchy salon owner after bitchy salon owner, but I much prefer this more [...]

Good day fellow race fans! Fran & Big B comin’ attcha with this weeks recap! Who do we got left? Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) CMT (Caroline & Jennifer) Internet (Joey & Meghan) Mullet (Chuck & Wynona) Jammer Moms (Mona & Beth) Psycho (Max & Katie) What are we doing this leg? Hanging with Phil at [...]

Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

Dear TVGasm readers, As you may have noticed Fran and I have not been around recapping your favorite million dollar scramble sponsored by Ford Focus, The Amazing Race. Right now Fran is out of town because she had a death in the family. Some second cousin got his ding dong stuck in a leaf blower [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle didn’t understand why being a bad person meant Lisa didn’t want to hang out with her any more, … You’ve angered me so much that my wattle has dropped in front of the cameras. YOU ARE BANNED FOR LIFE. Kim Twitchards got Selena Gomez’ nose in [...]

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

***I am not planning on video recapping this season, but MrsMiaWallace is out of town so I stepped in with a vid. Hope you like!  This week on Project Runway, Tim and Heidi are back with a pack of crazies and this time they’re gonna have to work in teams. Finally, a season where murder [...]

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Someone’s going to get super-stabby in the kitchen!

This week on Project Runway All Stars, the designers head to Paris, where they learn…well, nothing. They learn nothing. But the scenery is pretty!  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my BS of the Day Gossip Rants and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs! Prefer your recaps in written [...]

Restaurant Wars! Except not really!

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!

This week, Project Runway All Stars helps military veterans look as homely as possible to make them appreciate their uniforms more.  Oh, and Katie Holmes is here. In case you didn’t know, she’s one of the best actresses in America. LOL.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be [...]

One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…

***SourCake brings us your November comments! Ah, November, I barely remember you at all. My daughter turned one, I had to go back to work after a blissful year of SAHMing and I didn’t get to spend nearly as much time online as I was accustomed to (see above re: stay-at-home-mom). Luckily, in pulling together this [...]

Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!

Grape Ape goes on a rampage!

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?

This week on Project Runway All Stars, the designers made us understand pre-Depression and Anthony Ryan stole something. AGAIN.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my BS of the Day Gossip Rants and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs! Prefer your recaps in written [...]

The return of Yoda (and she has extensions!)

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

It’s the season finale, and I can honestly say it doesn’t come a moment too soon.  The best part is the reunion, and that’s only awesome because John “The Spider” Salley hosts it, and he’s a riot. But first, we start with the season finale. We’re still in New Orleans and we’re still discussing the same [...]

This week, Project Runway All Stars glue guns welts all over poor, abused Christmas. Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check [...]

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

Okay, technically there is no minicap… but Monday night was the season finale and the reunion show. I am going to do them together in one final recap… Just give me a little time to get all the facts straight, because these ladies are insane. You can read past recaps and discuss this week’s episode [...]