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It is the finale already! A two hour spectacular! Berry here at your service. Fran is trying to put Lil’ C down for the night. She’s teething and screaming up a storm. The double wide next door keeps throwing Coors cans at our door but what can we do?! We’re down to four teams: Team [...]

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Much like at a horse race, we’re off… Just don’t get too excited… First up, Brooke is having a private launch party of Touch Me lingerie. She didn’t mean to keep it a secret, but she did. They talked about how awesome Jackie’s fashion show was and that Brooke got the cover of King Magazine. [...]

This week, Project Runway All Stars recycles old fug to create new fug. The circle of fug. Let’s hug. I RHYMED.  Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook [...]

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

Hi AR fans! Berry here! Fran and Lil C’ are out of town, so it’s boxers only in the Franberry household this weekend! Now if someone could just come help me out of this pile of pizza boxes so I can make it to the bathroom. No? Ah well, at least I can reach the [...]

This week, Project Runway All Stars goes sexless, Joshua imitates Mommy Dearest in The Nanny’s wardrobe, and no one cries. DAMMIT! Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and [...]

Watch out New York Fashion Week… here comes ugly.  Hello, My Name is Ugly. We’re in NYC and Jackie is working her ass off to get ready for her first New York Fashion Week show. Brooke shows up first and they talk about how surprised Brooke is over the ugliness of Jackie’s line. Brooke is [...]

You guys, this is awesome. The other night I went out to dinner with hubby and we ordered two desserts:  a flan and a port wine custard.  This episode was kind of like that – it was delicious and I couldn’t get enough of it, but I felt so GUILTY afterwards! Of course I’m talking [...]

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

I’ll preface this recap by saying that I’m not in a good mood… That said, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope all of you who celebrate Thanksgiving had a great one, and to those of you that don’t, count yourself lucky. Anyway, I’m irritated today and the women on this show don’t help one bit. So I [...]

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

Before we get to the recap, Berry’s brother, I’m flattered by your posts but it’s making our end of the day family baths really stressful. If you’re going to keep posting do it under our secret pet nickname…you know what it is! And now, the thrilling conclusion….wait no, it’s not the conclusion. It’s just the [...]

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

Tonight on Project Runway All Stars, the inspiration comes from real everyday Americans. Which means there’s a lot of depression, Nazi jokes and hiding under tables. For more vlogcaps, redubs and gossip videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be sure to check out our archive of TV ReDubs. Would you [...]

The first meeting is between Chantel and Laura. Chani called Laura after Jackie told Chani NOT to talk to Laura. Typical daughter move. Chani was very honest with how she felt her mother raised her and Ta’kari. At first Laura was thinking this would be a chance to get dirt on Jackie, but she got [...]

Tonight’s show is brought to you by the letters “S”, “T”, “F” and “U”…

Okay, yes. I completely flaked on a full recap for last week’s episode. But in my defense, I have no defense. I was relaxing in the Bahamas and simply couldn’t force myself to think about the wives. But I’m home and I will do my best to make up for lost time… in my full [...]

Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…

This week on Project Runway All Stars, Joshua wears clothes from Merry-Go-Round, the idiot model host talks reeeeally sloooowly, and the gang vandalizes some models with a few cans of spray paint. To check out MrsMiaWallace’s recap of last week while you wait for the current full recap, click here.  For more, subscribe to our [...]

I am working on the full recap for Monday’s Basketball Wives LA… but after watching the episode only one and a half times, I am unable to watch it again because I am out of the country and apparently they refuse to allow VH-1 videos to work here. So I will only have pictures for [...]

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

He’s decided to speak up

Last time, on Breaking Amish, everyone dramatically returned to their homes, knowing that they would be shunned (and were already). This week, I was ripped off, because I thought it was the final episode.  Oh noooo, it’s not.  They are going to make us endure a 2-hour finale next week.  We begin with Jeremiah giving [...]

It’s been a long, ugly storm week. As you may have noticed, a whole slew of our writers were knocked out by stupid ass Sandy. The weather did give me a chance to step into MrsMiaWallace’s recapping shoes and produce a VlogCap of Project Runway All Stars! Let me know what you think of this. [...]

Can I do a photo recap? Can this show be recapped without photos. Are photos the only reason this show SHOULD be recapped? Should VH-1 jump off their moral high horse and show the fight? Does anyone think these women are role models? Can DCF take away Jackie’s adult children? We open at Opportunistic Spice’s [...]

This week in real life, 4 of the 6 basketball wives were canned because they wouldn’t let VH-1 tape the “real” parts of their lives. Next year we will only have Jackie (Old Spice) and Draya (Homewrecker Spice) returning. Hopefully Draya will actually be a basketball wife by then. Anyway, this week: Brooke had a [...]

  This week on Breaking Amish, everything is explained in clear, sense-making detail! Hahahahaha!!!  Juuuuuuust kidding!! I may actually be more confused this week than I have been in previous weeks.  This show is like the Benjamin Button of reality TV.  I now know less about these people than I did when watching the premier.   [...]

This episode has been so hyped up as the big wedding episode, but I felt it was a flop. It’s even hard to recap because so little happened… but I’ll start with a short photo montage of all the spikey things I saw throughout the show.         Okay, enough of that… Now [...]

Project Runway All Stars comes back this week, so it’s time to re-post the preview ReDub! Enjoy, and come back for MrsMiaWallace’s hilary recaps! Were they not needy and whiny and desperate enough the first time around? Then you’re in luck cuz they’re baaaaaaack!!! I love making fun of a lot of things, but Project [...]

Hi, Gasmii!  We’re back with another episode of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition, so let’s dive right in! Previously on AUDC: dance mothers continue to be horrible garbage creatures, Elizabeth pulled out a sob story to distract from her less than stellar performance, and Tessa got the chunky ALM boot for fucking up her tap routine. [...]

We come back right where we left off with Kate in the stairwell freaking out to some Hannibal Lecter piano music.  The producers finally tell us that there’s no evidence to support Sabrina’s claims.  That’s nice.  Then why would you ask Kate the questions you asked her last week?  Oh, I guess that it wasn’t [...]

 If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands… The episode, as always, starts exactly where we left off last week. The ladies have met up to say goodbye to Sister Spice because she will be out of town for 12 days. Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice get heated, because while Old Spice was [...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey and Real Housewives of New York both ended this week, but the nasal, desperate whine of Jill Zarin just won’t die. In part one of our special birthday (We’re 40, y’all!) episode, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) rag on Blarin’ Zarin’s desperate attempt to [...]

Greetings Basketball Wives LA fans… (all 2 of you)… I will have a much more comprehensive recap up in a day or two… I’m traveling and only got to see the episode one time and am writing from memory and very crappy notes. The episode opens with the fight between Jackie and Draya from last [...]

This episode is a trip into reality TV mindf*&^ery.  We begin with Jeremiah jumping all over the chance to spring the top secret envelope of DUI docs on Kate in front of Abe and Rebecca.  He loves that he can prove that Kate is a hypocrite.  When Rebecca asks Kate if you get arrested when [...]

The title of this episode is What is Really Happening?.  Unfortunately, this is a total misnomer as we are no closer to the truth of this series than we were last week. So, due to the scandals of this supposed reality show, I’ve done some research.  We can definitely explain away the language and behavior [...]

Scary, Homewrecker, Old, Sister, Opportunistic, Wimpy  Above is a refresher of the ladies names… I have decided to change Opportunistic/Whore Spice to just Opportunistic Spice because she continues to win me over. Last week ended with Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice having lunch. It was a short lunch because it didn’t take v long for [...]