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Part 2

The celebretards are all celebrating their grand opening with grape juice and countless pats on the back. People actually showed up to their grand opening! It’s amazing what people will pay in order to get a first look at a freshly-made trainwreck. Mike and Lonnie claim they don’t want the celebs “checking out” now that [...]

It’s been 150 days since discharge so that means we have to check in on our precious celebs and make sure they haven’t been sucking back any of grampa’s ol’ cough medicine. So where are the celebs now? Has Ling Ling finally succeeded in building her eco-friendly spaceship to the moon where she will have [...]

Family business goes public.

So were you all breathlessly awaiting this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey?   Barely able make it through the week wondering if Jacqee and Ashley would make up?  Would Ashley move to California?    Will she ever finish the Lauren Manzo Makeup Empire t-shirts?  Beauty school or art school? Fate or free will? So [...]

The celebs have an Ashley-hatin’ forum with moderators, Lonnie and Mike, and drama fuel fine wine. Lonnie and Mike make sure that they are impartial judges stirring up drama to make for some quality reality TV. God bless the editors of this show for splicing together the scene where Danielle claims they addressed the situation [...]

Steven is quickly becoming my favorite Celebrity Rehab patient. His profuse use of the word “bamboozler” gives me such delight. The staff calls him abusive, but I think he just tells it like it is. He doesn’t sugarcoat anything and that’s why I love him. He’s a revolutionary who should seriously consider opening his own [...]

Famous losers

Watching celebrities try to start up a new restaurant is like watching The Little Rascals trying to hold a meeting; it’s adorable how hard they try but at the end of the day they’ll never get that new tree house built. This week’s challenge: Designing the interior of the restaurant. Since no one has pried [...]

Famous Food begins

Polo and paparazzi.

Audrina juggles having a boyfriend and an occasional modeling gig.

More Patridge infighting and a trip to Vegas.

Finale recap part 2!

This week, Audrina realizes her lifelong dream of walking in a fashion show.

You’re fired!

10 teams are still competing for a million dollars and their own self respect.

Group Night and gays still hate fat people.

A new baby and an anniversary

Ripping off a good show from Israel

Luke-warm lame-ass leftovers.

LC’s back!

Seriously?

Nads talks to talk show legend, Jerry Springer!

The tale of the grey tuna.

The best security in the world can’t save our own C.I.A. agents from this

Restaurant Wars brings out a middle-school mentality in these dumbasses.

“Ethiopian Food” is not an oxymoron after all!

Toddlers take over Congress.

Reality TV hosts: Shmemmys, here we come!

How many ways can YOU cook up animal genitalia?

The chefs get to murder a bunch of crabs and then cook outdoors!

Team Challenge. And no one’s happy.

Tonight the winners lose, and the losers win!

Swimming with dolphins has never been so off putting.

Everybody STILL sucks at making desserts.

The chefs get to be Siamese Twins… and cook school lunch!

My dear friends Benny and Rafi have put out yet another great video: 100 Reality Spoilers in 2 minutes. Enjoy, and Happy Memorial Day!