POSTS TAGGED: reality

Logan leaves, Kody’s hair threatens to leave, and Meri continues to be insufferable. But they’re all happy, doncha know.

The family faces a double loss, and later yammers on endlessly about how great their lives are.

***SourCake brings us your November comments! Ah, November, I barely remember you at all. My daughter turned one, I had to go back to work after a blissful year of SAHMing and I didn’t get to spend nearly as much time online as I was accustomed to (see above re: stay-at-home-mom). Luckily, in pulling together this [...]

Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!

Grape Ape goes on a rampage!

The Browns visit their spiritual home.

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?

The Browns visit Nauvoo and hear a shocking new fact.

The return of Yoda (and she has extensions!)

Always wear Depends around Meri.

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

Some wins, some losses. You know, like in Vegas.

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

The Browns learn something. Sort of.

It is the finale already! A two hour spectacular! Berry here at your service. Fran is trying to put Lil’ C down for the night. She’s teething and screaming up a storm. The double wide next door keeps throwing Coors cans at our door but what can we do?! We’re down to four teams: Team [...]

The Sister Wives Afterschool Special.

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

The Browns come up wanting. Again.

Hi AR fans! Berry here! Fran and Lil C’ are out of town, so it’s boxers only in the Franberry household this weekend! Now if someone could just come help me out of this pile of pizza boxes so I can make it to the bathroom. No? Ah well, at least I can reach the [...]

Browns v Dargers. Guess who comes out on top?

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

Amazing Race time folks! With me, Fran! (And my handsome yet smelly husband Berry sits aside me cradling our dear little three month old vomit bag, Lil’ C!) Season 21 is narrowing down, we only have five teams left: Team Dong (Jaymes and James), Friday Night Lights (Trey and Lexi), Twin N’s (Natalie and Nadiya), [...]

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

Watch!

Before we get to the recap, Berry’s brother, I’m flattered by your posts but it’s making our end of the day family baths really stressful. If you’re going to keep posting do it under our secret pet nickname…you know what it is! And now, the thrilling conclusion….wait no, it’s not the conclusion. It’s just the [...]

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

Tonight’s show is brought to you by the letters “S”, “T”, “F” and “U”…

Hi Racefans! Boy oh boy, this season is flying by! Berry’s favorite team Tall & Tiny are out so we are not sure who we are rooting for anymore. This week on AR, six teams remain! Who will be eliminated next? Friday Night Lights (FNL)- Trey and Lexi Choke Out- Abbie and Ryan Mama Mia- [...]

Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

Fran with Berry here ready to ruffle your international feathers with this weeks AR recap. If you remember last week the fabulous Goat Boys came in last, but it was a non-elimination round so they are still in this thing. Although it almost seemed like they would have preferred to be eliminated. Crouching in a [...]

Hey Gasmii! This very well could be the last piece of correspondence I exchange with you before Hurricane Sandy pillages Brooklyn and makes off with my fingers! Let’s dive into the recap before I die! The X Factor is back, and finally, people, we’re finding out which 16 will make the live show stage of [...]

Episode 3 of Season 21 y’all! Fran (with a side of Berry) here ready to rock this ep! Just close your eyes and listen to the theme song. Boy oh boy, after all of these years this song still gets our blood going! Don’t know if it makes us want to cry, throw up, make [...]

No really, this is the last one.

The Reunion that keeps on giving.

We begin our story, well the second episode of our story, in China. Shanghai is not only home to 8 million people it also brings to mind Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson’s antics in the popular Shanghai Blank series of movies. The teams are: Abbie and Ryan – Team Choke Out Amy and Daniel – [...]

The post-showdown showdown.