POSTS TAGGED: reality

The Brown Smurf does disgusting things with a barrowful of wet stucco. This is sexier than doing disgusting things with Tre.

“Sister Wives Tell All…the things you already know.” is the end of that sentence.

On the Tebow train

Thai Lady Gaga Flash Mob – It’s 2009 all over again!  Ah, Thailand. Where exotic spices flavor the air (or is that the Thai stick?), ladyboys populate the backrooms, and the coconut water flows like, well, water. And where comeuppance is a dish best served cold – or hot for that matter. Who the hell [...]

  Paddy cake, paddy cake…  Well, it happened kids! Finally! And it almost didn’t happen (I’m looking at you, Nicole…)! SPOILER ALERT! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Jenna was retired in Thailand. God, Jenna made me tired. Do we really think she just got the bitch edit or was she really, you know, a [...]

Dear TLC, way to phone it in twice this season.

TLC baits us with drama and fails to deliver yet again

The Bataan Death March that was this series is finally over.

Sister Wives shows us you can never go home again, and you can’t un-see truck nuts once they’re burned in your brain

We take a look back at the prior 7 eps, and Shparkle finally fires Andrew.

Tearing up Vegas Brown Style, a.k.a. taking all the fun out of Vegas

Andrew gets a couple of drunken smackdowns.

Eat your heart out, Ronnie, Pauly, and Situation

Love. Her. Ribollita! Ricotta (non)cheese! Bacci ball! Cat’s crazy backteased hair! You guessed it, Gasmii, we are in Italy! The reshuffled teams board the plane to Florence and are sent on the chase for the E.I. Zany stereotypical American tourist running around ensues.  American reality shows making the US of A proud for over a [...]

Double the episodes, double the disappointment

Shparkle lets Jack do the talking.

The only thing more painful than watching their day to day life is watching them sit on a couch and talk.

More female celeb reality

It’s his birthday and he’ll whine if he wants to!

Something smells fishy… The jokes write themselves, folks!    Song starts at 1:20… Wow, I just used a reference to a Sondheim song for my recap of a cooking show on Bravo. Doesn’t get much gayer than that, kids. Sorry for the delay, you guys, but I made it before show day!  Hope you guys [...]

Ed Grimley’s family causes problems, and Eden lays down a new track.

Welcome back to the Guidice car, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The stench of pork and sweat practically permeates through the television screen. And the anger…oh my, the Brown Smurf is not in a very friendly mood at all. He has transitioned to full on hatred for everyone Teresa is related to. Or [...]

So here we are.  The finale.  This has been a season of ups and downs. Mostly downs as this was the season of the fairly blase.  But no need to wax poetic as I am sure Idol will do that for me since we have two hours to kill. Let’s do this… To start of [...]

FYI, “THIRD” and “LAST” are not always the same thing.

This is…finally the finale. Not that I haven’t enjoyed this season but all I want, once a competition begins, is to know who the winner is.

Eden continues her Sherman-like march to superstardom.

Eden displays the full range of her talent.

This week on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, we start off in a car with Teresa and the Brown Smurf. Ter is of course driving his lazy ass. He is hard at work using every swear word imaginable to insult her family. Including her parents. Ultimately extending to his own parents. True to form, [...]

We find out Eden’s illiterate, and some idiot casts her in a scripted show.

Eden demonstrates more of her innate talent.

Exploit, exploit, exploit

And we’re back….for part two of the season twenty finale. At the end of the first hour Team Second Chance (Ralph and Vanessa) was Philiminated. Boo hoo. Moving on! Who’s IN? WHo has a chance to win a million dollars: Team Blowup (Dave and Rachel) Team Boy Guns (Art and JJ) Team Reality (Rachel and [...]

It’s done! But we love it so much we’re gonna finish twice!

Camille Grammer enters the pageant world, and Eden fails yet another audition.

Cutabitch demonstrates what else “C” stands for.

Without passive aggression, the entire Housewives franchise would die a swift death.

SO I have found that there is a slight problem with doing my recaps so quickly. Sometimes the places where I get my episode pics are not as fast as I am. Rather than be patient and wait I am going to type each song into Google and get my pictures for this episode from there.

Fransolonely continues to reveal the one facet of her personality.

I feel like I should be walking through a mall and this is what is going on on that weird stage they set up by a bookstore.

In which we learn that people prefer Charles Manson to Eden Wood by a ratio of 95 to 1. Also, Fran is a hateful harridan. Again.