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Remember those clowns?! Those married clowns?! No, not us, Fran and Berry, that married clown team from this season. Man, I hope those guys don’t surface on the next “all stars” season. The only clown we can stomach is Pennywise. “We all float down here.” We are still in Tanzania and Phil is fresh this [...]

More unpleasantness from the so-called E-Team.

The judges come onstage and for the first time all season I have nothing mean to say about JLo’s outfit. It looks perfect for playing Bingo at the Seniors Centre.

Eden displays her multi-faceted talents.

Hey Fran and Berry here, back in the saddle for week eight of The Amazing Race. Now let’s get going because this saddle is crazy uncomfortable! Last week as the sun set on AR’s Tanzania leg Team Blowup came in first place and Team Girl Gun came in last, but it was a non-elimination round [...]

Eden works her particular brand of magic while her handlers snipe at each other.

“She totes Plaxico-ed herself.”-Fran&Barry #AmazingRace Recap #url#

Attention much?

Tabs and Norma Desmond whip a B&B into shape.

Baby Jane runs a B and B.

New series

Howdy, Gasmii!  First up, I want to thank everyone who’s spent the season reading these recaps, and the folks who add great (and often hysterical) comments.  Special thanks for your support during my recent life-threatening (well, in my mind anyway) illness. Now on to the big announcement: I am thrilled to tell you that starting [...]

Tonight one of the Top 9 gets eliminated. And by the power of birthdays I will not be going to jail for anything I may or may not have said in this recap.

These kids aren’t facing death. They are facing public humiliation, and while it feels like death, that is nowhere CLOSE to actual dying.

Hey everyone! Fran here! Berry is here too, he just downed a gallon of milk, no one even dared him. He just did it. Maybe he’s having sympathy pregnancy hunger or it could be that he’s lacto-loading for this gripping episode of AR. BERRY, WIPE THAT MILK OUT OF YOUR BEARD, PHIL IS TALKING!! Phil: [...]

Tabs makes Princess Kim see the light.

Tabs gets Sir Francis Drake to grow a (tiny) pair.

Someone becomes the worst of the bad.

Ten people kill me slowly while singing Billy Joel songs.

Tabs turns around a holistic wellness center owned by Sir Francis Drake.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are officially mid-calves deep in this season! Give yourselves a pat on the back! Unless you suffer from chronic back pain like Berry, then just blow a kiss into a mirror or something. Last week was a non-elimination round so on the plus side Bopper & Barfer have another chance to [...]

Tabs’ superpowers are bested by the evil that is Tanya.

She’s comin to get ya!

Hey race fans! Fran in the house! Don’t worry, Berry’s here too. Baby update: We just got back from a doctor visit to see how the little franberry is doing. They said they can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl yet because apparently my amniotic fluid is not so much fluid as it [...]

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!

Tabs tries her best to improve a dog day care/grooming business but sadly doesn’t succeed.

Jon jumps on the Daniel bandwagon

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

A beauty school gets turnaround, Tabs has a new beau, and curmudgeonly Mr. P shows his soft side. Sorta.

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…

Tabs does her best, but H Design owner Brian is beyond help.

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

Everyone went to Vegas for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

Ice T and Coco are having a baby…sooner or later.

There are fights. And a facial. A facial.

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Tabs turns a shop selling spoiled yogurt into a coffeehouse.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!