POSTS TAGGED: reality

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

Ice T and Coco are having a baby…sooner or later.

There are fights. And a facial. A facial.

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Tabs turns a shop selling spoiled yogurt into a coffeehouse.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Tabs visits a so-called yogurt shop and transforms it into a cafe.

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Kim makes a mess of everyone’s life, meets a medium and makes me hate her more.

Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!

Jobless Grayson takes on Daddy Tom over some chicken-salad!

A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!

  I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think about it. Aspen is small. Aspen is expensive. Aspen is a destination town, not the hub of Colorado. Sounds perfect! I blame Randy. I blame Randy for everything To justify the Aspen location, we [...]

A mother and son tear each others’ throats out…in Greek!

Everyone realises Kim is bat-shit crazy.

Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll bitches.

Thursday, Jan. 19 American Idol (8 pm) Stability is the keyword for this season as the judges’ panel remains the same for the second straight year, the first time the panel has been the same in consecutive seasons since the addition of the (short-lived) fourth judge following season seven. “We’re holding stable” seems like a [...]

Tabs works her magic on Ripples, a Long Beach gay bar. Head on over there, they’ve got water!

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

Hi, Gasmii!!  So sorry for the delay.  The Gasm has had some “issues”.   They’re also interfering with picture posting.  So this recap is a bit more text-heavy than usual.  I’m sure that will be resolved soon! So here we are at season 4 of Tabatha Takes Over (a/k/a Tabatha’s Salon Takeover).  This year, she’s branching [...]

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Kim questions her marriage, Kris questions being married into Kim’s family.

Thanks for proving once again that fat people are whiny lazyasses…

Tuesday, Jan. 10 Oh great. Now they have to go to the bathroom. Texas Multi Mamas (WE, 8 pm) Casey takes her quads on a road trip. Remember your helmet! Work It (ABC, 8:30 pm) When the guys make their first attempts at sales, they are surprised to discover that Lee’s experience is no competition [...]

She’s done for now

We find out how much fun it is to cook with chemicals, and then everyone goes to HELL!

Thursday, Jan. 5 What’s spellcheck ever done for me? Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 6 pm) Large prizes draw contestants to the America’s Trezured Dollz pageant in Nashville, Tenn. Candice? Are you sure you spelled the name of that pageant right? Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime, 9 pm) Guest judges include famed fashionista Miss Piggy and [...]

Twitter takes over and then Patti LaBelle finds BigFoot!

Wednesday, Dec. 28th Dr. Phil (Own, 8 pm) A woman leaves her husband for another man and now lives in a tent; a woman learns her husband was living a secret life for almost a year. For the last 12 months, he was known at the TGI Friday’s as “Eduardo.” Modern Family (ABC, 9 pm) [...]

Reality saved her life…

The cast gather with Wendy Williams for a discussion of the season. Zygote maintains his Biggest Ass in Dallas title. Chore is vindicated.

Gitchy-gitchy ya-ya Tom-Tom!

We learn exciting and exclusive info about the cast. Or MTV takes an entire hour for meaningless drivel. It’s a tossup.

Time to get wasted on tequila and have a meltdown!

The group participate in two charity events, and then everyone leaves.

Hey fans and fanettes, it’s time to go out and get it DONE!!! Amazing Race finale style! The Amazing Race Season 19 is coming to a dramatic stop as this is our final episode! “I’m unemployed!!! Let’s recap this season 19 for one minute: Remember @RyanStorms? He remembers him. After 7 eliminations, there are lots [...]

Reality bound

It’s Tequila night on Top Chef, and that means bringing out your not-so-inner big fat bitch!

Thursday, Dec. 15th Seinfeld (TBS, 7 pm) Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez. You bought Seinfeld on DVD? Why? It’s on TBS more often than Miley Cyrus smokes up! Community (NBC 8 pm) Abed decides he and the group must rediscover the meaning of Christmas when he awakes in stop-motion animation; [...]