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Late links for your Monday.

Even the score? Eliminate two of these doucheballoons every episode.

In the round!

Vodka, and mail-order brides, here we come!

Now that Bolton’s gone, who is going to suck the most?

A gun rack?

Paris gets another reality show.

Week two-how much of a Predicament are we in for?

Trashing the Fantasia for Real trailer.

The Real World is returning to Vegas.

Move over Bristol, here comes The Cho.

A new reality series following the former manny/housekeeper.

Somebody breaks up. Here’s a hint- you want them to.

Season finale time!

I didn’t know silent movies made a comeback.

Four enter…two remain…two go away…is that math right? Good.

Baywatch: The Reality Show.

The final four get down and dirty with some monk fish.

With six contestants remaining, the chefs get to work. And also try to sleep with each other.

Rachel, You’re Fired!

Let’s go to spin class.

The big “home” episode where Ali gets to not only lead on the boys, but their entire families as well!

Maybe it’s enlightenment… maybe it’s Maybelline.

Ali figures out which 4 boys she wants to go home with – literally.

Remaining contestants get their dip on.

Jillian stays deep south and builds bridges–literally…

Current TV is going from being responsible to jumping on the trashy bandwagon.

Top Chef DC begins

Can Chinese-Canadian cuisine beat out Swedish-Ethiopian, or will Atlantis-American take it all?

The Challenge nears the end…and balls.

Oh no!  The CW just can’t get it right!  They sent me a clip of their new reality makeover show, Plain Jane. I swear, it looks like they spoofed a bad makeover show.  I get what they’re trying to do here–but the music score, the story telling–why can’t they get reality right?  It visually looks [...]

My dear friends Benny and Rafi have put out yet another great video: 100 Reality Spoilers in 2 minutes. Enjoy, and Happy Memorial Day!

Who is the best dancing has-been of them all?

Semifinals Results: Miley Virus spreads.

I don’t know if you’ve had the chance to catch the Survivor finale last night, but we officially have a winner.

Let’s jump in…

WARNING SPOILER ALERT

The Lesbians aren’t coming back any time soon – so it’s up to us to strap one on and dive into… “THE AMAZING RACE!”

Hey everybody, guess what? This is my hundredth recap for TVGasm! I know, right? It’s hard to believe I’ve dedicated almost two years of my life to writing mini-novellas about hairstylists and designers and models and chefs and bisexual famewhores. Time flies when you’re being a big fat bitchkitty, I guess. Seriously, though, this is [...]

Making magic here at Celeb Apprentice! This week, someone leaves for “personal reasons” and the groups make commercials for rite guard. Still, the ladies and men are even because Sharon is dying and Cyndi- for most of the episode- is in Washington with president Obama. Yeah, poor Obama! Anyhoo, the dudes and ladies feel the [...]

Hey y’all foodie fans! Remember how the last time we were all watching Top Chef it was Christmastime, and we were all super-depressed because our sweet and cuddly Kevin “DirtyBear” Gillespie didn’t win and that blade-nosed cocky assfuck Michael “Li’l Volt” Voltaggio did, and we all ate ourselves into a coma on pork ribs and [...]

This week on Fantasia For Real: Something exciting kind of actually happens! We finally meet the waste of DNA that is responsible for siring the Barrino clan! And for giving Fanny the ammunition to write this obvious best seller: Except for when you’re plucked from obscurity, given a record deal and fame and fortune, even [...]